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If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?
How does a fool and his money get together?
If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they stick it to the pan?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
Is it true the cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If you shoot a mime do you use a silencer?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If a stelth bomber crashes in the forrest does it make a sound?
If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegitarians eat animal crackers?
Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Why do people sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" when they're already there?
Why do people say tuna fish? The don't say beef mammal or chicken bird.
How does a fool and his money get together?
If nothing sticks to teflon, how do they stick it to the pan?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container?
Is it true the cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If you shoot a mime do you use a silencer?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Can fat people go skinny dipping?
If a funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their lights off?
If a stelth bomber crashes in the forrest does it make a sound?
If the cops arrest a mime do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegitarians eat animal crackers?
Do cemetary workers prefer the graveyard shift?
Why do people sing "Take Me Out To The Ball Game" when they're already there?
Why do people say tuna fish? The don't say beef mammal or chicken bird.
