Did You Ever Wonder?

[ILUVDXL]

If people in Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

If a pig loses his voice, is he disgruntled?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would it be Fed Up?

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we suppose tp do, write them? Why don't they just put their pictures on postage stamps so the mailman could look for them while he delivers the mail.

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

And finally.........

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with.

 

[JohnTBap]

Originally posted by ILUVDXL
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

I know someone who can undress - I mean ADDRESS - this!

 

[ILUVDXL]

Yes, JTB. I've been patirently awaiting he arrival.

 

[WDWfanatic288]

LOL!

very intersting things..but I think and they make my headhurt!

 

[glo]

I really like these posts...thanks for the laugh!

 

[shep]

LOL..

 

[browneyes]

Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?

Do we really want to know what happened to them?

 

[BabyLove99]

These are funny LOL

 

[EROS]

Originally posted by ILUVDXL


If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

LINGERIE??? ........just another layer to peel off

 

[cotye]

Interesting... LOL....

 

[olena]

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would it be Fed Up?

ROFLMBO!!!!!!!




Thanks!