"Did Pluto Just Give You A Lap Dance?" 10 days of Naughty & Nice!

Day 4: "No room in the Inn my @ss"

As we headed to DTD we discussed our eating choices.
A: WPE (Wolfgang Puck Express)
B: EOS (Earl of Sandwich)

(I friggin hate when I do not know what the initials stand for that people type. I feel like an outsider or an adult sitting at the kids table at Thanksgiving listening them talk all techie things beyond my comprehension - like Ipod's! So if there are acronyms (please God tell me that is the right word choice) placed - the first time I will try and post the full length verbiage.)


Decided on EOS as we had never been and trying something new seemed like a great idea.

It took us awhile to find a place to park. The lot was crazy busy and we finally found a spot next to a car that was sporting writing on the car back window.

Not: Just Married
Not: Engaged
Not: WDW or Bust
Not: I have my own teeth

What it said was:

"Mom, I'm Gay!"

No joke and no sh!t. I could not make it up. Treyner took a picture of it but I think it is on his old phone - if I can get at it, I will post.

Note to self: Have conversation with kids that if there is any big, revealing, unexpected news that they want to share with me, ask them not to post it on their car.

Examples:
Not: Mom, I just flunked out of College.
Not: Mom, I am moving back in.
Not: Mom, I am pregnant and going on Maury to find out who is the babies Daddy.
Not: Mom, I am going on Maury to find out if I am the babies Daddy.

Now if any of my children were to decide their sexuality was not what it currently is - I would not care. I just would like that info to be privately discussed. Just like I am sure they would not want me to put on the back of the minivan
"Kids - I just got lucky last night!"

After several pics next to the car and the kids sending them to their friends - we ponied up in EOS to get our sammies on.

Warning: I have decided to post the pics in full size - too much time spent editing the pics and re-sizing. If anyone has a jumbo screen and needs to step back - sorry but suck it up sistah!

I had looked at the menu before arrival and had read about the glorious taste treat I wanted. Carsyn agreed so be both ordered:

Caribbean Jerk Chicken - Grilled chicken, roasted peppers with a spicy jerk sauce. - $4.95
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Boys wanted the same sandwich:
The Earl's Club - Roast turkey, bacon, Swiss cheese, lettuce and tomato. - $4.95

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And finally:
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Dan (he is just so cute here...I just want to melt...) ordered some sandwich that I cannot find any longer. It had salami and turkey and sounds a lot like:
The Scudetto - Salami, Capicola, ham, and mortadella with fresh sliced mozzarella, Roma tomato and marinara. - $4.95 but I do not remember it having marinara and he is not here to ask so I cannot confirm or deny. It for sure either is or is not the sandwich. That I do know!

For dessert, 4 of us ordered the cupcakes with sprinkles. I am a sucker for sprinkles! The cake to be honest was very moist. I was expecting stale, school cupcakes but got a pretty good version of Betty instead!
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This was mine after Treyner swiped his mitt through it - insisting he make sure it was not poisoned. Such a giving son! :rotfl:

Dan needed a stronger chocolate fix and thus ordered a brownie.
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Dan and I only ate half of our sandwiches and his brownie went mostly back into the container for later.

Not a one of us were disappointed with the food. The service line went fast to order but they do need to organize a bit better the pick up line. The pop fountains are right beside the pick up queing area and if you want to fill or re-fill anything, you need to cut through people and pray you do not get bumped.

We then went around and checked out the sights. I enjoyed looking at gift ideas and the great decorations.

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During this beautiful viewing extravaganza...

I also kept calling the number to the resort Gods - asking for our room.

And calling. And begging. And getting more and more frustrated.

I love Disney. I love the Mouse. I love telling people to come here and taking over their trip plans. But I will tell you that the service at OKW that day sucked. No sugar coating it and it was inexcusable.

It was about 2 p.m. and they were still telling me they had no rooms. Explaining to me that the room I was going to get was having its carpets cleaned. I said I would sign a waiver not needing it done. I said I woukld just sneak in and go into the bathrooms where there is no carpet and then leave.

Again, I explained the situation with Baylor. Said he needed to get his bandages changed and cleaned and he needed to have a room to do so in. Asked fif instead of the two bedroom lockout, they had a dedicated two bedroom. I offered the solution of either a studio or one bedroom portion of the two bedroom lockout that might be free and we did not care if we could not get into the adjoining room needed until later.

No room at all was clean or ready, was all I kept getting.

They were though kind enough to tell me I could come back to the resort and use the pool shower area.

I explained in a voice that exuded distain that the shower room was not acceptable because of infection. That he could not sit on a dirty floor while I changed open wounds and get sand, dirt or germs into it.

I also explained that if she were telling me that from 11 am until 2 p.m. there was not a single room open in any of the buildings with either a studio, one bedroom or two bedroom dedicated, they were full of sh!t. That was my exact words.

I was aware that people leave at 5 am on the Magical Express every day going forward to catch a plane home, because we have, so I know not everyone checked out at 11 am.

Still got nowhere and I wrote down her name and told her she would be dealt with after the vacation was over. I promised that heads would roll.

Seeing me talk in a hightened voice and walk away for privacy, the kids now were sure they knew something besides DTD was going on.

When asked I acknowledged that we were heading to a park but said nothing about MVMCP.

Carsyn, in her frugal mindset, started asking why we would go at 2:30 p.m. to a park when it would close soon, rather than saving our money for another day.

I lied and said we had an extra free day’s ticket and it was fine. :rolleyes1

So - the kids changed their clothes and we had the pleasure of turning the Trail Blazer into a scene from Project Runway.

Suitcases were ransacked, people stood guard in front of open doors and I spent my time thinking of how I could find the hideous CM who worked the phones for rooms that day and refused to give us a single room. I had the urge to shave off her eyebrows.

Treyner could give a rip about modesty and dropped trough in the middle of the lot - next to the "Mom, I am gay!" car and changed into jeans. (Boxers are a wonderful invention!) When people looked at the hillbilly show - he simply waved and might have flipped a finger at them to finish off the salute. I am sure to the Grand Floridian crowd - we were an abomination of all things classy.

Carsyn worked her magic with little exposure in the vehicle and then I climbed in the back with Baylor and tried to attend to his leg the best I could. Again, his upper leg is still raw and jeans will rub so that needed to be re-covered. His graft site needed a dressing change and a fat woman and a 5'5 boy needing to stretch his leg do not fit easy in the second row of a car.

Re-writing this still makes me hot. :headache:

Dan and I decided to avoid arrest and just threw on jackets. We are from MN - how cold could it get? :cold:

For MVMCP they open the gates to people at 4p.m. We wanted to be there for sure by then and maybe a bit early and thus - climbed in the mobile changing room and took off for the parking lot at the Poly.

Why the Poly? :confused3

2 reasons.

#1 I had a watch that needed to be taken back to the gift shop there and Carsyn had a ring that had turned gross.

#2 I wanted to take advantage of the monorail.

Yup. I will admit if I can be legitimate in my reasons - I will use the monorail resorts privileges. Shame me, flog me, chastise me. I do not care. At the point when I know I need to get my son back to our resort as fast as possible to get his leg properly cared for, I will do what I have to do. :snooty:

We exchanged our defective items and jumped on the monorail. Tried to act like we belong! Ya know...we didn't lick the windows or smush our faces up to the doors like we had never seen a moving apparatus before that let ya up high!

We should have changed clothes in our monorail car since we were alone.

Can you just imagine?!!! Picture this:

The monorail slows down and opens up at the GF. Ima S. Poiledrottenbiach in her Louis Vuitton sling backs, peers in over her Dior sunglasses. :cool2: To her dismay and her dignified tots in their starched blazers, here we are in all our glory.

Getting all gusseted up in our evening park fineries of flannel drawers and corduroys! Maybe we could even be slapping on some extra deodorant! :rotfl2:

After we got off the monorail, the butterflies in my tummy started. It gets me every time we walk down the ramp and into the gates to glory.

I had never been there at Christams and the beauty of the decor was outstanding. We took quite a few pics outside the rail station. Most of our time was spent trying to time rude people getting in the way of our shots! They would even blatantly get directly behind the Disney photographers! People need to pay attention and be curtious to others!

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Carsyn insisted that Dan and I take pics here also. This was the turning point for me to be really sure how she felt about him and him and I together. :lovestruc
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Dan has braces and he is used to not smiling big to cover his teeth. Have you seen our gigantic chicklettes? This means in our big mouth clan it is not a picture until there is choppers. She kept asking him why he was making faces like he had the need for a bowel movement. :rotfl2:

He finally got it right for her perfection! :)
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Him showing his teeth because she kept saying - "I want teeth!"

Finally she was happy!

We headed in and got our maps and this, was when they finally understood what they were here for! They had no clue what MVMCP on the tickets meant until the end and I was glad for that one surprise!

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Another delightful installment Dawn!

Those sandwiches made me so hungry, I swear I put a stone on just looking at them. I want a sandwich, is 10pm too late to eat? Maybe it is....maybe I don't care and Im going to eat anyway!

I love Baylors shirt, Im a big fan of red and white stripes! You really do have good looking kids! And you and Dan aren't too bad either ;)
 
Another delightful installment Dawn!

Those sandwiches made me so hungry, I swear I put a stone on just looking at them. I want a sandwich, is 10pm too late to eat? Maybe it is....maybe I don't care and Im going to eat anyway!

I love Baylors shirt, Im a big fan of red and white stripes! You really do have good looking kids! And you and Dan aren't too bad either ;)

Go eat a sandwich as long as you have the points!

And as far as the shirt...you have great taste in clothes!
 

Once again I loved your update. I cannot understand the lack of compassion by that CM either. You have such a great looking family.

Now as far as EOS goes, I want some NOW!!!!!! I don't want to wait another week but I guess I have no choice.
 
Once again I loved your update. I cannot understand the lack of compassion by that CM either. You have such a great looking family.
Awww...you are so sweet.
Now as far as EOS goes, I want some NOW!!!!!! I don't want to wait another week but I guess I have no choice.

Tell me about it! I have to wait till Dec!
 
Tonight I need to get all of my pics off of Dan's laptop and onto photobucket so I can type during the day. He used to never need his laptop and just my luck...all the time in the past weeks.

#1 Has anyone ever had issues with the bulk uploader on photobucket? I can never get it to work.

#2 Once uploaded if you want to move them to an album versus the main screen...how exactly do you do that? I have 8 pages on the main screen and want them to be organized but can't seem to figure out how. Perhaps it's the fact I am the worst techie person God graced this earth with! :surfweb::confused3

Thanks all and will post an update later.

For anyone who cares...it has been in the 70's -80's all September and at exactly 5:09 p.m. last night dropped to about 50 degrees! Freezing and I would like a gradual transistion next time thank you!





****Side story:

On Saturday I was tooling the town with Dan running errands. :drive: Stopped to get gas and there was a lady putting gas into a boat for sale. Big boat :boat: with a nice size cabin and since that is on my wish list in the next few years - thought I would meander over and investigate said boat for sale. :cool2:

Note to self: Whenever Tooling & Meander are in the same general vacinity...do not pass go. Do not collect your money. :sad2:

Do head straight home and lock the doors. :eek:

The lady was behind the boat filling gas. I was on the island to the side of the boat and to the side of the pump to be out of her way.

"It has a bathroom. 2 showers, full kitchen, sleeps 6...blah blah blah." :hyper2:

In the middle of Robin Leech's, "Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous," I hear a gurgling. :listen: Then a sputter and it is directly next to me on the side of the boat.

:scared1:

I turn to my left away from the frothing noise and just in time.

It seems Mrs. Mac Daddy Cribs did not have the fuel sensor locked on the pump in the tank and was not paying attention to the amount of gallons she was putting in. :teacher:

What it did seem to be was that her overflow tank was now also full and the noise...was gas.

Not from her @ss because at that time it would have been an improvement. :crazy2:

But from the little tiny ports in the side of the boat that squirt out gas if you are too dumb to pay attention and overfill your boat.

As I stood there, cognitive of the horrific smelling, wet, chemical slick that was spreading over my shirt, bra, pants, underoos and shoes...I thought what should I say? What should I do?

Should I get neked in the lot of the local gas station and throw my clothes into the trash so my car does not smell so bad? :scratchin

Should I ask her if she is related to anyone in animal control in Florida? :rolleyes1

After she shut off the pump and it was quiet for a few seconds...

She said...

"Oopsie. Well it has been nice talking to you, give me a call if you are interested." :furious:

No, "I am sorry."

No, "How clumsy and back wooded, one tooth, wearing granny panties can I be?"

I would have given the, "eh, no biggie," salute and acknowledgemant to either of those.

But as she leaves me standing in a puddle of gas and it looks like I just wet myself, I gave thought to my comeback. :ssst:

Careful condsideration.

You see, the gas station was full. She is a well known person in the community. I knew I needed a justly thought out and decisevely executed plan! :rolleyes:

So as she took off, windows down and were waving to others in the town...

I yelled after her...

"Hey Cindy!"

She stopped the vehicle and looked out her window and everyone else looked at us as well.

I then yelled to her:

"I forgot to say, I was sorry to hear about that rash. I am so glad the doctors can do something about it now and it doesn't always mean it is passed on to partners."

:lmao::rotfl2:

Victory was mine.

I did not say it was her who possibly had a rash or did I clarify what the rash might be. It is not in my nature to spread innuendos or gossip.

What is in my nature is to get an ounce of satisfaction after needing to throw away $200 worth of clothes without a simple, "sorry."

I know, I know. Immature Dawn and numbers 1107 and 1108 in the reasons I deserve to not get into the pearly gates! :littleangel:

I never claimed maturity. Just for the record.
 
How rude of her not to apologize or even offer to take care of your clothing. Great comeback though. :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:

I want a gradual cool down here as well. We didn't drop quite as far as you guys but it was still cool today.
 
How rude of her not to apologize or even offer to take care of your clothing. Great comeback though. :rotfl2::rotfl2::rotfl2:
I have such a guilt complex that I would feel bad if I thought I spilled gas on someone let alone doing it would have left me mortified.
I want a gradual cool down here as well. We didn't drop quite as far as you guys but it was still cool today.
Last night was in the 30's and high today is right at 50. Baylor has a football game so it will be freezing.

:lmao:chalk one up for you:thumbsup2
I wanted to lick my finger and make a line in the air but I thought that might be a bit over the top! :lmao:
 
:thumbsup2 for your response to "gas woman"....how incredibly rude of her not to apologize or anything! I can never come up with just the right retort in situations like that -- but yours was perfect!!!

Have there been any further issues with that boy at Baylor's school?

We LOVE EOS -- we ate there for the first time on our trip this summer and we loved it so much that we went back again during the same trip. When we go next weekend, we're making sure that we go there -- I can't wait!
 
:thumbsup2 for your response to "gas woman"....how incredibly rude of her not to apologize or anything! I can never come up with just the right retort in situations like that -- but yours was perfect!!!
Perfect and Evil! Bwahhhhhahaaaa!
Have there been any further issues with that boy at Baylor's school?
No because of the flu - they have not been there on the same day since 2 Friday's ago. They were off of school yesterday for an inservice day and thus...today we shall find out if everything is settled down!
We LOVE EOS -- we ate there for the first time on our trip this summer and we loved it so much that we went back again during the same trip. When we go next weekend, we're making sure that we go there -- I can't wait!

Argh! All you guys are heading back so soon! Will December ever come?:worship:
 
Subbing! Yeah, I'm late to the game, but found your link from the Friends from Hell TR. Figured I'd come see what was so funny over here! Your title sucked me in, too.

I've only made it thru introductions so far, but let me comment on that:

Your 18 year old - CUTIE PIE! Very handsome young man. You should be very proud! I like that he's an example for his peers.

Your daughter - soooo pretty! Once I saw your photo, I saw that she looks a lot like her mother! :thumbsup2

Your youngest - What a trooper he is! And quite the handsome little fellow, himself.

You and DH - you make a great pair. There's nothing better than being with someone that makes you laugh and makes you happy. I like your word "bonus" that you use in regard to one another's children. It's a positive outlook to have!

Looking forward to getting all caught up, though I'm sure I have a loooong way to go!
 
Subbing! Yeah, I'm late to the game, but found your link from the Friends from Hell TR. Figured I'd come see what was so funny over here! Your title sucked me in, too.
Hope it did not dissapoint!
I've only made it thru introductions so far, but let me comment on that:

Your 18 year old - CUTIE PIE! Very handsome young man. You should be very proud! I like that he's an example for his peers.
Yeah. His first weekend college trip was to Vegas. Trying not to want to knock the cute out of the girls who took pics with him as strangers on the street and look like they want to call him theirs! Usually not at all possesive but sheesh - there is like 20 who are on his facebook pages wanting a ring already! :scared1:
Your daughter - soooo pretty! Once I saw your photo, I saw that she looks a lot like her mother! :thumbsup2
She says she looks like me too. Short and Squatty! :lmao:
Your youngest - What a trooper he is! And quite the handsome little fellow, himself.
He looks more and more like Treyner every day but less cocky!
You and DH - you make a great pair. There's nothing better than being with someone that makes you laugh and makes you happy. I like your word "bonus" that you use in regard to one another's children. It's a positive outlook to have!
He is my FDH - Future Disney Hubby - but the rest you are spot on about! He is great. :lovestruc
Looking forward to getting all caught up, though I'm sure I have a loooong way to go!

So very glad you are here and it is never too late!
 
No! I have not been disappointed at all. Your introductions were fun and informative!

Hmmm, I'm wondering if this is what I'm going to have to look forward to when my little one gets big. I'm not the possessive kind either, but I can imagine what you're thinking with all those girls vying for his attention! I think you can take them! :rotfl: I'm here if you need any backup!

I'm going to go home and try to get caught up on the rest of the report. I've been very bad and have been DIS all day and have done very little work. I mean, what do they expect??? :laughing:
 
Hello! I just wanted to say I am so enjoying your trip report.
Hi and welcome!
And also, do you happen to know the brand of Carsyn's red sweater in this picture? I think it is so pretty and would love to know where it came from.

Thanks!

She got it last Thanksgiving at JC Penny. I will have to find out the brand. :)
 











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