You know, I am starting to think that my new strategy may not work.
Apparently the Tag Fairy is much more polite than my children, boss, and neighbor rolled into one! (see original post)
I have decided just to say what I feel deep down inside. Why hide my emotions any longer?
So, here goes. I am now standing on the
offered to me by a generous previous poster. I am

to get the Tag Fairy's attention.
"HEEEELLLLOOOOO TAG FAIRY! WHAT'S A GIRL GOT TO DO TO GET A TAG AROUND HERE?"