Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing:

[SuiteDisney]

It's the only type of cooking a man will do. When a man volunteers to do such cooking, the following chain of events is put into motion.

1) The woman goes to the store.

2) The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drinking a beer.

4) The man places the meat on the grill.

5) The woman goes inside to set the table and check the vegetables.

6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.

7) The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

8) The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off."

And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women. Amen

 

[Indyman]

I get that all the time. What is it with women? Do they want us to do ALL the work?

 

[fireplug]

Sounds like the whining and moaning of somebody who is unhappy with her husband and finds something wrong in everything he does.

(It ticks me off when people lump all people into one category)

NOW having said that I, on the other hand, fix lovely dinners for my wife. I have won cooking contests and have a extensive collection of cookbooks that get used A LOT. I do dishes and shopping for groceries. Set and clean the table and NEVER complain about doing any of it.


Steve

 

[jamsmom]

Of course, Indyman HEE HEE

 

[SuiteDisney]

Originally posted by fireplug
Sounds like the whining and moaning of somebody who is unhappy with her husband and finds something wrong in everything he does.

(It ticks me off when people lump all people into one category)

NOW having said that I, on the other hand, fix lovely dinners for my wife. I have won cooking contests and have a extensive collection of cookbooks that get used A LOT. I do dishes and shopping for groceries. Set and clean the table and NEVER complain about doing any of it.


Steve

It's a JOKE! That's what I do, I post JOKES!

Most nights Gene cooks and he does all the grocery shopping. I was just telling a JOKE!

 

[philaround]

Welcome to the new combined Community/Debate Board.
In an attempt to free up space on the boards the Community and Debate Boards have been combined. As a result all thread starters must enter a "C" or a "D" at the beginning of thier title so as to identify what kind of responses you wish to receive.

 

[philaround]

Just in case nobody noticed I am NOT a WEBMASTER.

So this is also just a joke.

 

[SuiteDisney]