Deep thoughts. . .

[fly girl]

Serenity Now!

~ Frank Costanza

 

[Clifton Tesh]

"I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread."
-Mitch Hedberg

 

[ShirikiUtundu]

My favorite Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey:

As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.

Laurie got offended that I used the word puke. But to me, that's what her dinner tasted like.

 

[CPanther95]

"I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol and wild women. The other half I wasted."

W.C. Fields

 

[jevs]

"A happy wife is a happy life".

My BFF husband.

 

[littlejimmy]

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. Dr. Evil

 

[King Schultz]

"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something."


- Thomas Henry Huxley

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

Elwood P. Dowd:
"Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me."

My favorite movie

 

[fly girl]

Crazy as it seems, this quote is used quite often around here.

 

[jevs]

This amused me this morning.

 

[King Schultz]

"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it."

- George Bernard Shaw

 

[Cogswel_Cogs]

A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools.
Douglas Adams

 

[FlightlessDuck]

So many to choose from. I guess the following pretty much sums me up.

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—I took the one less traveled by, And that has made all the difference". –Robert Frost

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

*cough cough*

http://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2015/09/11/the-most-misread-poem-in-america/

 

[jevs]

*cough cough*

http://www.theparisreview.org/blog/2015/09/11/the-most-misread-poem-in-america/

Dang. That pesky internet

I'll have to find new words to live by.

 

[King Schultz]

"Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."

- Vivian Greene

 

[littlejimmy]

As I hurtled through space, one thought kept crossing my mind - every
part of this rocket was supplied by the lowest bidder.
~ John Glenn

 

[jevs]

 

[King Schultz]

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good."

- Samuel Johnson

 

[Cannot_Wait_4Disney]

My deep thought of the day.

BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRP!!

Whoa. that was deep.

 

[littlejimmy]

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over
them for thirty years.
~ Betsy Salkind