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This is an old post from my other PTR, I'm bored so I will be doing some cutting and pasting again
Have you ever played that game "What would I do with a million dollars?" I love that game, I also like the "What would I do if I were invisible." game.
If I were invisible I would stand behind my ex husband at the bank and make loud fart noises. I am just immature enough to think things like this but mature enough to never actually do it, even if I could be invisible. But back to the million dollars.
Somehow we got on the topic today of somebody being awarded 320 million dollars in a law suit. It got us talking about what we could do with money like that. Of course you know it lead to Disney, it always leads to Disney. It started out with me buying property in FL, so I could visit Disney whenever I wanted. Well Kent doesn't want to live in FL. so he said he would stay here and get a girlfriend.
Me: Why would you wanna do that? we're not divorcing.
Kent: I aint moving to FL.
Me: We could have a long distance relationship.
Kent: Those never work.
Me: So you would divorce me!?!
Kent: I'd never see you.
Me: Well, yeah your girlfriend might get mad.
Kent: I'd only get a GF if you moved to FL.
Me: You wouldn't even try and make it work?, We'd be millionares! You could fly down and see me every week.
Kent:Then why don't you just stay here and fly down to florida every week?
Me: Would you go with me?
Kent: Maybe once a year.
Me: That's all? 1 time a year? Why not more, won't your girlfriend let you?
Kent: Leave her out of this, I just hate Disney.
Me: But what if your GF wanted to go to Disney, you would take her
wouldn't you?
Kent: My GF is into Nascar and fishing, not Disney!
Me: Where'd you meet her?
Kent: At an anti Disney social.
Me: Those are illegal, you could go to prison for attending those.
Kent: I'd rather go to prison then go to Disney.
Me: Well I am telling you right now, if you do end up in prison I will not
come visit you, but I will send you a post card from Disney. And by the way your girlfriend is a hag!!!!!
Sad thing is Jimmy had a friend over that day and had no idea that this is the norm for us, he really thought Kent had a girlfriend.
I can make Kent love Disney though.
See how easy that was?
Have you ever played that game "What would I do with a million dollars?" I love that game, I also like the "What would I do if I were invisible." game.
If I were invisible I would stand behind my ex husband at the bank and make loud fart noises. I am just immature enough to think things like this but mature enough to never actually do it, even if I could be invisible. But back to the million dollars.
Somehow we got on the topic today of somebody being awarded 320 million dollars in a law suit. It got us talking about what we could do with money like that. Of course you know it lead to Disney, it always leads to Disney. It started out with me buying property in FL, so I could visit Disney whenever I wanted. Well Kent doesn't want to live in FL. so he said he would stay here and get a girlfriend.
Me: Why would you wanna do that? we're not divorcing.
Kent: I aint moving to FL.
Me: We could have a long distance relationship.
Kent: Those never work.
Me: So you would divorce me!?!
Kent: I'd never see you.
Me: Well, yeah your girlfriend might get mad.
Kent: I'd only get a GF if you moved to FL.
Me: You wouldn't even try and make it work?, We'd be millionares! You could fly down and see me every week.
Kent:Then why don't you just stay here and fly down to florida every week?
Me: Would you go with me?
Kent: Maybe once a year.
Me: That's all? 1 time a year? Why not more, won't your girlfriend let you?
Kent: Leave her out of this, I just hate Disney.
Me: But what if your GF wanted to go to Disney, you would take her
wouldn't you?
Kent: My GF is into Nascar and fishing, not Disney!
Me: Where'd you meet her?
Kent: At an anti Disney social.
Me: Those are illegal, you could go to prison for attending those.
Kent: I'd rather go to prison then go to Disney.
Me: Well I am telling you right now, if you do end up in prison I will not
come visit you, but I will send you a post card from Disney. And by the way your girlfriend is a hag!!!!!
Sad thing is Jimmy had a friend over that day and had no idea that this is the norm for us, he really thought Kent had a girlfriend.
I can make Kent love Disney though.

See how easy that was?