Pig Pen made exactly the point that I was trying to make. She doesn't like everything. She listed 26% of the attractions as attractions that she did. Doing 26% of the attractions at Magic Kingdom would mean she'd done 14 attractions vs. the 6 at Animal Kingdom. See below for my math:
Here's exactly what Disney lists as it's attractions for Animal Kingdom:
The Oasis Exhibit
Festival of the Lion King
Pocahontas and Her Forest Friends
Character Greetings
The Tree of Life
It's Tough To Be A Bug
Discover the Stories Behing the Magic
Discovery Island Trails
Kilimanjaro Safaris
Pangani Forest Exploration Trail
Wildlife Express Train
Habitat Habitat
Conservation Station
Affection Section
Flights of Wonder
Kali River Rapids
Maharajah Jungle Trek
The Boneyard
Tarzan Rocks
Midway Games
Triceratop Spin
Dino-Sue
Dinosaur
These ALL come directly from Disney's guidemap for the Animal Kingdom. That's 23 that they list. I have real problems with what they're listing as attractions, but I figured it out both with and without those questionables, and it doesn't affect the percentages any.
So, 6 attractions out of 23 is 26%.
Continuing, here's the Magic Kingdom's attraction listing:
Walt Disney World Railroad
City Hall
Main Street Vehicles
Town Square Exposition
Discover the Stories Behind the Magic
Guest Information Board
Swiss Family Treehouse
Shrunken ned's Junior Jungle Boats
The Magic Carpets of Aladdin
The Enchanted Tiki Room (UNM)
Jungle Cruise
Pirates of the Caribbean
Character Greetings
Walt Disney World Railroad
Splash Mountain
Big Thunder Mountain
Tom Sawyer Island
Country Bear Jamboree
Frontierland Shootin' Arcade
The Diamond Horseshoe Saloon Revue
The Hall of Presidents
Liberty Square Riverboat
The Haunted Mansion
It's A Small World
Peter Pan's Flight
Legend of the Lion King
Cinderella's Surprise Celebration
Cinderella's Golden Carousel
Ariel's Grotto
Fantasyland Character Festival
Dumbo The Flying Elephant
Snow White's Scary Adventures
Fairytale Garden
The Many Adventures of Winnie The Pooh
Mad Tea Party
Mickey's Country House
Toontown Hall of Fame Tent
Judge's Tent
Minnie's Country House
Walt Disney World Railroad
Donald's Boat
The Barnstormer
Tomorrowland Indy Speedway
Tomorrowland Arcade
Space Mountain
Astro Orbiter
Tomorrowland Transit Authority
Carousel of Progress
Galaxy Palace Theatre
Buzzlightyear's Space Ranger Spin
The Timekeeper
Alien Encounter
That's 53 attractions. Once again, I have problems with what they're listing as attractions, but...oh, well....just read what I wrote about the Animal Kingdom attraction count!
26% of 53 is 14.
But you don't even need those percentages. Look at those numbers. 23 vs. 53. That's less than half!!!!! Uh-oh.....there's that word again....half.....
I believe it was raidermatt (it was!) who said:
2- Experiencing everything at AK still takes less time than experiencing everything at the other three parks. So whatever we consider MK to be, 2 day, 3 day, whatever, its clear that AK falls furthest away from that mark.
That got me to thinking: can I mathematically PROVE that the Animal Kingdom is a half day park?
Suppose it takes one hour per attraction (working off of Pig Pen's 6 hours in the park completing 6 attractions...which would allow for bathroom breaks, stopping to enjoy detail....whatever) It would take 23 hours to complete Animal Kingdom. It would take 53 hours to complete the Magic Kingdom. Let's convert that to days.
Animal Kingdom: .9583 of a day (that's not even a whole day)
Magic Kingdom: 2.2083 days
Here's the math:
23 hours to do the attractions ÷ 24 hours in a day = .9583
53 hours to do the attractions ÷ 24 hours in a day = 2.2083
SO, let's reduce those 24 hour days to operating days!
Because the Magic Kingdom is open longer than Animal Kingdom, we have to pretend that the Magic Kingdom is only open the same 8 hours that the Animal Kingdom is open. (8 hours in the off season...it would work if we used peak season hours as well)
It would take 2 days and 7 hours of a 3rd to do every attraction at the Animal Kingdom. (again, assuming the park is open for 8 hours, and 8 hours only)
It would take 6 days and 5 hours of a 7th to do everything at the Magic Kingdom. (again, assuming the park is open for 8 hours, and 8 hours only)
The math:
23 hours to do the attractions ÷ 8 operating hours = 2.875 days
.875 of an 8 hour day is 7 hours (.875 X 8 = 7)
53 hours to do the attractions ÷ 8 operating hours = 6.625 days
.625 of an 8 hour day is 5 hours (.625 X 8 = 5)
SO, going from there, assuming we can cram EVERYTHING in the Magic Kingdom into an 8 hour day:
6.625 days ÷ 6.625 = 1 operating day
2.875 days ÷ 6.625 = .434 of an operating day (read as 43% of an operating day)
Oh wait....I think I just mathematically proved that the Animal Kingdom park really is LESS than a half day park!
My god. I have WAAAAAAAAY too much time on my hands. Somebody stop me.
Please.