Dear Tide, FUNNNYYYYYYYY!!!!!

[miss missy]

Dear Tide:

I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've used it
all of my married life, as my Mom always told me it was the best. Now
that I am in my fifties I find it even better!

In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine on my new white
blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring husband started to belittle me
about how clumsy I was, and generally started becoming a pain in the
neck. One thing led to another and somehow I ended up with his blood
on my new white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach
alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the stains
came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the detectives who
came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were
negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer
considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a
murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go, have to write to the Hefty bag people.

 

[Honu]

 

[ktpool]

 

[miss missy]

anyone