Dear knee-
Why must you hurt?
-Jess.
Dear Jasper-
Why must you be the dumbest cat? You were named after a very cool person. Okay, not person, but whatever. Who makes people feel better. And you are not making feel good. You are biting me. My hand. As I try to type. So, stop. Just cause you're named after a vampire, does NOT mean that you must bite people.
-Jess.
Dear person-
Stop. Okay? Just stop. You are annoying and stupid and I don't know why anyone is friends with you. Whenever I hang out with my friend, you are ALWAYS there. It's stupid. Go away. Please.
-Jess.