Dear group of jerks brawling on wi-fi, thank you SO much for ganging up on me, choosing the suckiest stages, and rotating between the most hard-to-beat and boring characters. And on top of that, being way better than me. Why couldn't you have swapped friend codes with other punks the same skill level as you and save the wi-fi area for us so-so players? I'm only here in the afternoons for quick, fun, brawls, and you totally ruined it. So really, thanks a bunch. :\
-Amanda (AKA that stubborn, masochistic Luigi player)
Dear keyboard, for the love of God, please start working right before I go *insane*
- Amanda