dear teen board,

[CrazyChik]

Dear my sweet pea (lauren),
yeh yeh. xD
~Haz

Dear weather,
get better soon!
~Haz

Dear Dad,
No you're not. I refuse to let you ride my horse.
~Haz

Dear x,
*happy squeal* I hope you're still crazy.
~Haz

 

[#1TiggerFan]

Dear Youtube,

GO FASTER!!!!

 

[XxCuriosityxX<3]

Dear Lauren,
I don't have to wish xD

- Sam

Dear Shelly,
Oh jeez, when they have the wedding we might need tickets to China tho.

-Sam

Dear Tom,
Whens the wedding with Eileen?
I need this info!

-Sam

 

[lpe_bratz]

Dear Computer,
Stop freezing and stop messing up.
It says I posted before Shelly a page back but in my post I quoted her.
-Lauren

 

[crazytp93]

Dear Fan Club Members,

Thank you for being so loyal the the best person that ever stepped foot on this earth.
-Tom

Dear Admin Eileen,

I don't like you that way. You have agood 25-30 years on me. It's creepy.
-Tom

Dear Sam,

Edward Cullen and Justin Timberlake are overrated.
-"Mr. jealous supa ego."

 

[shellybellypolo]

Dear Sam,
You're right.
-Shelly

Dear Tom,
You don't like her. You love her.
-Shelly

 

[crazytp93]

Dear World,

I do not love Admin Eileen.
-Tom

 

[shellybellypolo]

Dear Tom,
You do.
-Shelly

 

[StitchfansJr]

Dear Tom,
Shelly is right about that one. Sorry.
-Allie

 

[StitchfansJr]

Dear Shelly,
Get on the chat, please. I have good news
-Allie

 

[shellybellypolo]

Dear DIS site,
Stop going wacky on me.
-Shelly

 

[crazytp93]

Dear Shelly and Sam and Allie and Lauren,

You are all wrong! I do not love admin eileen, the shower thing was an isolated incident and will not happen again! I will stay in American no China for me. I will never eat a won ton the same again....
-Tom

 

[Sparx]

dear powers that be,
dis is wonky.
-sparx

dear laundry,
why aren't you asexual? i want you to go do yourself.
-your owner.

 

[CrazyChik]

dear powers that be,
dis is wonky.
-sparx

dear laundry,
why aren't you asexual? i want you to go do yourself.
-your owner.

Dear Shelby,

I'm so using that in the future!
~Haz

Dear DIS,
why aren't you wonky for me? How dare you work perfectly. Now i feel left out.
~Haz

 

[Babyjustrun]

Dear oriental party pack,
You made me ill.
I hate you.

-Person with the stomach ache.

 

[Ampris]

Dear JJ Abrams,

Thank you very, very much for making my day a hundred times better. Although I'd still appreciate it if you'd please stop screwing around with our heads. I know you've got a reputation to keep and all, but it gets tiresome after a while. I do like the drama it stirs up as it keeps things lively, but one can only handle so much, y'know? Unless it means that you're going to put out some more material, update the website or drop a few pictures or something-- if it's for real, you can mess with us all you like. Just make sure to watch your back. (I wouldn't cross these fans lightly for anything.)

- Quite sincerely, Ampris


Dear Willie Nelson,

I love you.

- Love, Ampris


Dear Mr. Toastmaster,

Ditto.

- Love, Amanda


Dear Mozilla Firefox, c/o My Computer,

Please stop sucking. Thank you.

- Regards, the Mgmt.

 

[TinkBellGrl421]

Dear summer,
Please never end
Addy

Dear book I'm writing,
be easy to write plz
Addy

Dear self,
why are you using your real name arent you stupid paranoid?
Addy

dear most people who meet me at school,
I AM NOT A FREAK! I LIKE READING MANGA AND WATCHING ANIME! I COSPLAY! I AM IN ANIME CLUB!I AM PROUD OF IT! I ALSO HAVE FEELINGS THOUGH SO STOP MAKING FUN OF ME! that is all
Addy

Dear TB
Thanks
Addy

 

[StitchfansJr]

Dear MSN Video.com,
Stop pausing the video!
-Allie

Dear Backstreet Boys,
Your concert in London with the wrestling theme was really interesting.
-Allie
PS: So, so, sorry that I put your CDs in the bag to sell for a garage sale!

 

[BabyPiglet]

Dear *my coworker*

You're a rude, preppy snob. I'm so tired of seeing your freaking ugly orange fingernails. Get out of my face. What do you have against me? Doesn't matter. I have lots against you now. I will be ignoring you, because you make me way more angry than I like to be.

 

[Ampris]

Dear lyric-website owners/upkeepers,

If you actually gave half a crap about your sites, you would bother to check that your lyrics are:

a) Accurate
b) Don't look like an eight-year-old typed them
c) Are as grammatically correct as song lyrics can be expected to be, with no misspellings.

Copying and pasting the first lyrics from another site you see just so you have another song in your databank when said lyrics are guilty of all three offenses above makes you look very stupid. This is the reason I go to only a few lyrics sites-- because everyone does this. They just Google the lyrics, grab the first results that come up --even though they look like an idiot typed them out-- and use them as their own. Some quality control would be appreciated! And thirty extra seconds Googling to find a version of the lyrics to steal that doesn't suck will not kill you. :/

- Ampris