Dear Ms.Tag Fairy

[Hollister]

bribe her with twizzlers guys, come on.

 

[shadow pirate]

Try this. ((ahem))

Dearest Tag Fairy,

You may be wondering why I am sending you a letter. It is because I have yet to be tagged, and I was wondering if you would be kind enough to tag me on this St. Valentine's Day.

I have you completely surrounded.

I have infantry and artillery ready to strike at any notice. Further, you may notice that I have tanks parked nearby. I can assure you their barrels are loaded. Also, I have snipers, each in a specific location that happens to give a good vantage point, if you try anything rash. I have mortars with the coordinates to your current location, just in case I need to destroy any evidence. And I just so happen to be able to call an Air Strike to carpet bomb this area in case of a dire emergency.

My only demands are that you tag me. If not, I'll give the signal to attack.

-LuNaReVe​

I tried to intimidate with a slinky. Imagine what military support would do! Bonus points if it's made out of magazine clippings, extra bonus points if you attach the letter to a brick.

 

[shellybellypolo]

ROTFL play this song wehn you attack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5eYlXSTd54
it's stuck in my head anyways @_@

 

[shadow pirate]

ROTFL play this song wehn you attack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5eYlXSTd54
it's stuck in my head anyways @_@

Eye of the Tiger?

Go for:

Psychobilly Freakout (The Reverend Horton Heat)

Monsters (Matchbook Romance)

Answers (Vigilante)

Duel of Fates (John Williams)

Killing in the Name (Rage Against the Machine)

Institutionalized -EXPLICIT- (Suicidal Tendencies)

YYZ (Rush)

The Imperial March (John Williams)

John the Fisherman (Primus)

The Wicker Man, Fear of the Dark, The Number of the Beast, Flight of Icarus, Can I Play With Madness (Iron Maiden)

Misirlou (Dick Dale and his Del-Tones)

And for the ultimate irony:

Free Bird (Lynyrd Skynyrd)

Well I'm as freeeeeee as a biiiiiiiird noooooow,
And a biiiird you can not chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaange!

 

[shellybellypolo]

No i'm saying that song is stuck in my head thanks to a certain boy at school (GRRRR!) I didn't like the song when my teacher played it to us, still don't, but he sings it so much it's in my head and now I had to YouTube it LOL

 

[shadow pirate]

No i'm saying that song is stuck in my head thanks to a certain boy at school (GRRRR!) I didn't like the song when my teacher played it to us, still don't, but he sings it so much it's in my head and now I had to YouTube it LOL

Ok. Sorry, but, although it fits well, I thought you were saying the official invasion music of the Tag Fairy Counter-Strike Forces should be Eye of the Tiger. And I suggested alternatives. Lots and lots of alternatives.

 

[shellybellypolo]

I saw.. o

 

[Renpener]

Rubber Ducky You're The One

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me...
Cause cookies, cookies, cookies start with C

Cheese also starts with C...

 

[shadow pirate]

C is for cookie, that's good enough for me...
Cause cookies, cookies, cookies start with C

Cheese also starts with C...

So does Chaos, Corrode, Cyanide, and C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.

 

[shellybellypolo]

So does Chaos, Corrode, Cyanide, and C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER.

And Chaos is what this thread has turned into!

 

[LuNaReVe]

Popcorn.
Happy Patricks Day!
St. Valentines Day.

 

[shadow pirate]

The philosophy of random, for those of you in the audience who want to be random on the interblarg.

First Rule. You don't talk about random.

Do not try to be random. At least try not to be overly random. By posting an extreme amount of randomness, you therefor look like you are trying to be random, and, by the logic of the laws of random, you fail at randomness. Keep the random from being a focal point.

Randomness takes years of practice. It's easy to learn random, it's difficult to master it. It's not just finding some random phrases, but it's important to have timing. As with comedy, timing is your trigger. With no timing, your jokes will backfire, and ultimately fail.

There are multiple kinds of random. You should vary it up. Do not just do stupid random, go for random of non-stupidity.

The letter Q and the word fish are possibly a couple of the most random answers one can use, but do not overuse this. Rather, keep them as your ace in the hole. If you are unable to come up with a random response, break one of these out.

Finally, yo master random, you must be able to defend your random with more random. Double random, if you will. If someone calls you out on being random, respond with something more random, but not stupid random.

Winwinwinwinwinwin

 

[pinkgalYall]

I think we all need a life.

 

[shadow pirate]

I think I need to play more CS.

 

[LuNaReVe]

I am the Random Police. The above post was not random =]

 

[shadow pirate]

It was not meant to be.

I sniped this one dude in the face on CS, and he was all like, "Uhhh you are lame you aimbot," and then I was all like, "=3," and he was all like, "What's that supposed to mean?" and then I was all like, "=3," and then he was all like "STOP DOING THAT," and then I was like, "=3," and he was all like, "ARGRAFLAGGNADSLBKJ!" and then I was all like, "C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!"

And then he was all like, "Lol," so I was like, "=3," and then he got angry so I one shotted him with a knife and he was all like, "BLEARGH HAX," so I was all like, "=3 you wish =3," and he was like, "DASGLKBSADUGHVKSLBAD NOT AGAIN," and I was just like, "=3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3=3," and then he logged off.

What a funny person was he.

 

[purplehusky]

This may sound noobish but..
I get what a tag is, I think....
Isn't it a gift?

 

[shadow pirate]

Kind of. When the Tag Fairy deems something you say worthy, she adds that (or something) to your tag area under your name, usually in color (such as my tags.)

 

[purplehusky]

you mean these are tags:
You mean, don't say Candle Jack?
That was the greatest single moment in all of VMK for 2006. Or was it 2007 already? Oh well, it was a great moment!

 

[shadow pirate]

you mean these are tags:
You mean, don't say Candle Jack?
That was the greatest single moment in all of VMK for 2006. Or was it 2007 already? Oh well, it was a great moment!

Yep. You can tell because they're all colorful and stuff.

"You mean don't say Candle Jack?" was my original tag, which usually stays as mine did.

The other one that is so very very long is the tag that I received.

The whole trick to tagged-nes is to say something interesting and witty with almost perfect timing. Or something really, really stupid.

I'm amazed at the fact that I've had to use the Firefox Spell-Check to fix my spelling of the word "received" almost everytime I've used the word. OH SCORE!