Dear Kotex

[winniedapooh]

A chandelier for my stairs...finally! I have looked far and wide and finally found one that I love...I am also signing up to become a member of the tampon militia!

 

[Scraper]

Hey...snarky's ok with me...just remember that paybacks are a *****

(and trust me when I say I'd never go back...I look at it this way...I bought my whole "supply" about 6.5 years ago and haven't spent another dime dealing with "that time" since then...so I've saved maybe $600...another couple years and I'll have a whole trip to the World paid for in menstrual savings!! )

Oh...just editing to add...in case it comes up...I hang my pads, but didn't do a darn thing with my placenta (in case anyone was wondering!).

Ok my hubby tolerates hanging my panty hose over the rod in the bathroom but this I don't know. I could not sleep so I got up to read more oh this thread.

 

[Jeanny]

OMG!!!!



My Always pad had a little note telling me to Have A Happy Period.

THAT was obviously written by a MAN!!!

 

[PixiePop]

Kotex giving hints about your period on their product is like pickles on a peanut butter sandwich-- NOT WANTED!

 

[PoohGal05]

This HAD to be the best way to start off my day!!! THANKS YA'LL!!

 

[wdwgal]

 

[curlybop]

This is the funniest thread I've EVER read. Sure am glad I'm a Diva user.

 

[Tantor]

Too Funny!

 

[Tantor]

Now I know what to give for Christmas gifts for that hard to buy for person. I always like to try and give a few homemade gifts, this will really be different.

Hey I know maybe we can have an exchange on the DIS for this. Everyone can sent a personal pad to someone!!

 

[Jeafl]

Now I know what to give for Christmas gifts for that hard to buy for person. I always like to try and give a few homemade gifts, this will really be different.

OMG!

This the most hilarious thread ever. I hope my mother in law doesn't see this or she will probably send me those for Christmas!

 

[froglady]

Metal belts? Thats scary!

Only the little hook was metal; the rest of the belt was elastic with adjustable tabs. (like on bra straps) The pads had a "tail" at each end that you would feed through the hooks. And yes, they would sometimes shift so the metal hook would end up in your "crack."

You could also pin them to your panties. What fun.

This is from someone who could not use tampons due to major flow and monthly cramps equal to labor contractions. I know this because I was monitored, and my OB told me to let him know when the contractions were worse than my cramps. It took about 5 hours of labor to hit that point!

I'll take a little "sneeze" leakage due to menopause any day.

 

[MOMTOMOOTOO]

OMG!

This the most hilarious thread ever. I hope my mother in law doesn't see this or she will probably send me those for Christmas!

I love your MIL stories.

 

[rie'smom]

I'm always looking for reading material maybe I'll buy some pads. Hey,I know I could suggest Kotex for the next reading material for the book club! Thanks!!

 

[mickeysgal]

Only the little hook was metal; the rest of the belt was elastic with adjustable tabs. (like on bra straps) The pads had a "tail" at each end that you would feed through the hooks. And yes, they would sometimes shift so the metal hook would end up in your "crack."

You could also pin them to your panties. What fun.

Oh man, I remember those! It brings back such fond memories of having to deal with this during my freshman year in HS. It was awful. The stick on kind came out right about then. It must have been a woman that finally stood up and designed them to be belt-free.

 

[DVCLiz]

Oh man, I remember those! It brings back such fond memories of having to deal with this during my freshman year in HS. It was awful. The stick on kind came out right about then. It must have been a woman that finally stood up and designed them to be belt-free.

Yikes - hadn't thought about those belts in years!!!! They were awful, weren't they?

Although, getting a sticky part in just the wrong spot is no walk in the park, either, is it girls???

 

[Virgo10]

I saw slippers made out of extra long pads a long time ago... online..


Here you go, http://www.uglydress.com/maxpadslip.html

If I start making arts and crafts projects out of pads, its time to commit me!

That's just wrong!

 

[4greatboys]

.. does ripping someone's head off count as a friggin' activity????

I'd like to put in my vote for yes!

P.S. How about adding a free sample of Pamprin & maybe a shot of Bourbon to your packages instead!!!

Now your talking (but can we make it a bottle instead )

 

[Mom2Ashli]

OMG!

 

[mallcat]

This is the most hilarious thread ever!!!! Made my day. Who'd have thought Kotex would bring so many smiles and laughs.

I have to say those cup thingys are scary.

If men only knew what we deal with.

 

[ckay87]

I can't take credit for this unfortunatly. My sis sent it to me in an email.

Good! Because I wanted to email it to MY sister, but didn't want to rip you off.

That is the funniest friggin thing I've read in a looooong time. Perfect timing too, ya know?

I love the plain cardboard box thing...there is so much truth in that. I'd be willing to bet that would be a big seller.