Dear Kotex

[mamatojon]

I will put a whole roll of Bounty in my undies before I wash & reuse my feminine hygiene products. That is the last thing I need when I'm on the verge of murdering innocent people for looking at me.

 

[Cindy B]

Oh, ladies. I have found the holy grail of tampon artistry.

www.tamponcrafts.com

Behold!

OMG

That is too funny.... The tampon valentines day flowers were "kindof" cute in an "ick" way

 

[beckmrk04]

OMG

That is too funny.... The tampon valentines day flowers were "kindof" cute in an "ick" way

Personally, I like the tampon Christmas lights. Magnificent.

Geez. Just a few hours ago I was whining about needing a hobby, now I don't know how I'll get all my projects done in time for the holidays!

 

[DVCLiz]

Oh, ladies. I have found the holy grail of tampon artistry.

www.tamponcrafts.com

Behold!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is so perfect!!!!!!!!!!! I especially love those earrings!!!!!!!

"Nothing says lovin' like something from the....cabinet under your bathroom sink???!!!!

 

[Cindy B]

Back in the early 90's, I used to read old printed versions of The Tightwad Gazette newletter.

I swear one issue, stated how one woman used bark of a tree as a feminine product!

If I did have to use bark of a tree, in some weird extreme forest camping emergency, I sure wouldn't tell anyone about it!

 

[OkieDisney]

You know the Tampon Blowgun gives a whole new meaning to "feminine protection"

 

[LiLIrishChick63]

ahahaha!!


i love you! this was great!

 

[Dakota_Lynn]

That was REALLY funny! Now I have to copy and send this to every woman I know!

 

[Nancy]

I give you: The Tampon Angel Ornament

http://www.craftsayings.com/projects/gag_gifts/tampon_angel/index.shtml

Flick water till it puffs up...OMG who thought of that idea!!!!


Man if you guys keep finding all these great homemade gift ideas I will save so much money!!

 

[DVCLiz]

Back in the early 90's, I used to read old printed versions of The Tightwad Gazette newletter.

I swear one issue, stated how one woman used bark of a tree as a feminine product!

If I did have to use bark of a tree, in some weird extreme forest camping emergency, I sure wouldn't tell anyone about it!

"......weird extreme forest camping emergency....."

 

[DVCLiz]

Flick water till it puffs up...OMG who thought of that idea!!!!

This puzzled me too - are these maybe instructions for the men who are going to make these who don't know how a tampon works???????


I also loved the little poem, especially the last line that finally revealed the secret - as though any woman looking at that wouldn't have known immediately that it was made from a tampon!!!!

 

[Cindy B]

This puzzled me too - are these maybe instructions for the men who are going to make these who don't know how a tampon works???????


I also loved the little poem, especially the last line that finally revealed the secret - as though any woman looking at that wouldn't have known immediately that it was made from a tampon!!!!

And what would we do if we received these lovely tampon gifts... uh gee thanks

 

[Nancy]

Oh, ladies. I have found the holy grail of tampon artistry.

www.tamponcrafts.com

Behold!

Oh dear god, I just totally lost it with the tampon blow gun...probably 3 words that should NOT be in the same line together!

 

[WDW Poly Princess]

Man, if anything, they should be attaching mini chocolate bars, not "inspirational" reading material!

I am amused that the lady who does the voice of the main character in the Adult Swim cartoon "The Boondocks" also does the voiceover for some brand of pads now. If you've ever seen the Boondocks, you'll get why this is hilarious

And man, you guys not using a keeper-type thing (Diva cup is better) are missing out! SO much better!

 

[momrek06]

Pair the tampon angel with the Christmas maxi pad slippers.. and you have it made.....

OR...wearing the Christmas Maxi Pad Slippers WHILE decorating the Christmas Tree with Tampon Angels....

OK OK...there have been so many hysterical Threads here on the DIS and it happens NIGHT after NIGHT but seriously Ladies this really really is the FUNNIEST of all....and a Thread only all us Ladies can so totally appreicate!!!

 

[DVCLiz]

And what would we do if we received these lovely tampon gifts... uh gee thanks

I'm just going on record to say that I've DONE my part in using up random tampons I've found around my house. I WILL NOT be using up my Christmas gifts this way, should I be so fortunate as to receive any.

I swear, I've never wanted to participate in a DIS swap until now, but I'm just thinking how nice it would be to snuggle up this winter with a cozy pair of maxi pad slippers made for me by my DIS friends, while gazing lovingly at my newly decorated Christmas tree......

 

[DVCLiz]

And man, you guys not using a keeper-type thing (Diva cup is better) are missing out! SO much better!

Sorry, they totally lost me when they started talking about "trimming the stem"....

 

[Cindy B]

I'm just going on record to say that I've DONE my part in using up random tampons I've found around my house. I WILL NOT be using up my Christmas gifts this way, should I be so fortunate as to receive any.

I swear, I've never wanted to participate in a DIS swap until now, but I'm just thinking how nice it would be to snuggle up this winter with a cozy pair of maxi pad slippers made for me by my DIS friends, while gazing lovingly at my newly decorated Christmas tree......

Hey can't we make tampon decorations for the annual DIS ornament exchange.... sounds like a project for me.

 

[RNMOM]

Menopause isn't seeming so bad now.

 

[DVCLiz]

You know the Tampon Blowgun gives a whole new meaning to "feminine protection"

Okie - have to give you some rollin' smilies for this gem!!!!