DIS Dads DDC XXXIV: The Original Home Of The DISDads!!!

[docsoliday1]

She then went to my DW and said, "Mommy? Why won't people give daddy a job so we can play again?" Broke my heart. Well, gotta run, gents. Have a good day.

Breaks mine hearing that.

Sorry man. Continued prayers the right thing will come along.

 

[scott2997]

WDW Pick 'ems for today.................

1. Dole Whip or Dole Whip Float?
2. EPCOT Main Entrance or International Gateway to start the day?
3. Fishing trip or horse back riding?
4. Carousel of Progress update final scene or Tomorrwoland Speedway goes to electric cars?
5. Country Bear Jamboree or Voyage of the Little Mermaid (HS show)?

1. Float!
2. Either one works - as long as I can get into my favorite park it doesn't matter!
3. Horseback Riding - Scott doesn't do boats that are sitting still!
4. Speedway - update those damn cars! Those noisy smelly gas engines ruin Tomorrowland's vibe!
5. Country Bears - play me a little intro there Gomer!

 

[CapeCodTenor]

Breaks mine hearing that.

Sorry man. Continued prayers the right thing will come along.

Thanks, man, appreciate that.

 

[declansdad]

WDW Pick 'ems for today.................

1. Dole Whip or Dole Whip Float?
2. EPCOT Main Entrance or International Gateway to start the day?
3. Fishing trip or horse back riding?
4. Carousel of Progress update final scene or Tomorrwoland Speedway goes to electric cars?
5. Country Bear Jamboree or Voyage of the Little Mermaid (HS show)?

Sorry to hear about the cat Jeff, that would be a real crappy way to start the day.

My picks for the day:

1. Dole Whip Float
2. Main Entrance
3. Haven't done either there but I will take fishing
4. Speedway
5. Country Bear Jamboree

 

[declansdad]

1. Float!
2. Either one works - as long as I can get into my favorite park it doesn't matter!
3. Horseback Riding - Scott doesn't do boats that are sitting still!
4. Speedway - update those damn cars! Those noisy smelly gas engines ruin Tomorrowland's vibe!
5. Country Bears - play me a little intro there Gomer!

How do you get in the boat?

 

[scott2997]

How do you get in the boat?

vewy vewy carfuwly :must be read like Elmer Fudd:

 

[docsoliday1]

vewy vewy carfuwly :must be read like Elmer Fudd:

Be vewwy vewwy qwiut...he's hunting boats.

 

[docsoliday1]

How do you get in the boat?

Waterskis besides them and jumps in?
Skydives into them?
Take a running jump from the pier AFTER it's left the dock?
Just possibilities.

 

[declansdad]

Waterskis besides them and jumps in?
Skydives into them?
Take a running jump from the pier AFTER it's left the dock?
Just possibilities.

Those all seem like a lot of work for Scott.

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

Still employed and still working form home. So far that works well. They leave me alone and I get the work done that they need.

What a concept.

Bonus, they should have returned everyone back to their original salaries. I'll check the accounts today to see if that's actually so.

Sounds like good news all around. Plus, it's Friday.

Had a lovely 5am wake up call from the cat.
Heard her meowing and howling downstairs, followed by sounds of her running like a banshee through the living room.
Came downstairs to discover she had diarrhea and apparently did not like what it had done to her nether regions, so proceeded to scatter her backside all over the house.
The living room looked like she was trying to redesign the track layout for Big Thunder Mountain.

If that's not a metaphor for 2020, I don't know what is.

In better news, had that meeting about potential work yesterday.
I should get at least a week around the end of June.
Bank account will be a little happier, better than nothing at least.
Part of me was enjoying the extended time off though.

If only there was a way to get paid for, like, leaning on a shovel or something.

1. Dole Whip or Dole Whip Float?
2. EPCOT Main Entrance or International Gateway to start the day?
3. Fishing trip or horse back riding?
4. Carousel of Progress update final scene or Tomorrwoland Speedway goes to electric cars?
5. Country Bear Jamboree or Voyage of the Little Mermaid (HS show)?

1. Float. But I'm not real picky here.
2. Do I have to go through the stupid bag check line? If yes, then International Gateway.
3. Horseback. (Fishing is boring.)
4. Gotta get rid of the diesel fumes. Speedway.
5. VotLM. But usually I'd skip both.

My DD comes up to me last night wanting to play and I had to turn her down because I was looking for work. She then went to my DW and said, "Mommy? Why won't people give daddy a job so we can play again?"

Dang, man. That's rough.

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Dan call it yet?

That would also work for me...

Warning: gross content below.

There's a bad start to a day

Is 10:00am too early to start drinking?

I'd say you were due at about 5:01

In better news, had that meeting about potential work yesterday.
I should get at least a week around the end of June.

Good to hear.
May more of that start showing up in the near.

1. Dole Whip or Dole Whip Float?
2. EPCOT Main Entrance or International Gateway to start the day?
3. Fishing trip or horse back riding?
4. Carousel of Progress update final scene or Tomorrwoland Speedway goes to electric cars?
5. Country Bear Jamboree or Voyage of the Little Mermaid (HS show)?

1 Float (but all forms are desirable)
2 The IG (closer to the booze)
3 Probably the horses (The Missus would be more inclined for such)
4 Electric cars would be a park win. (replacing the whole thing might be better)
5 Voyage (better seats, better "visuals", easier to sleep through)

alternative might be a Manhattan.

Or maybe a shot of bourbon while looking at a picture of the folks who invented bitters

"Mommy? Why won't people give daddy a job so we can play again?" Broke my heart.

Wow, that hurts.

 

[londontime]

Right. That's it. I'm calling it. Work week over. Everyone out. Last one in Leaping Libations for an Old Fashioned for CJ gets to take Jasmine home. And, let me tell ya, if she's in the mood, her rear end hits the carpet quicker than Jeff's cat.









Sorry mate. Too soon?

 

[Terra Nova guy]

WDW Pick 'ems for today.................

1. Dole Whip or Dole Whip Float?
2. EPCOT Main Entrance or International Gateway to start the day?
3. Fishing trip or horse back riding?
4. Carousel of Progress update final scene or Tomorrwoland Speedway goes to electric cars?
5. Country Bear Jamboree or Voyage of the Little Mermaid (HS show)?

1. Dole whip
2. IG - because maybe that means I’m staying a boardwalk area resort
3. Horse back
4. Speedway
5. Country Bears

Sorry to hear about the cat Jeff, that would be a real crappy way to start the day.

I see what you did there....

If that's not a metaphor for 2020, I don't know what is.

If only there was a way to get paid for, like, leaning on a shovel or something.

I haven’t earned my white hard hat yet.

her rear end hits the carpet quicker than Jeff's cat.

The cat and I have come to an agreement today.
I’ll get over her rude awakening this morning if she let’s me drink the afternoon away in the backyard and doesn’t tell the missus who is at work. It’s working so far.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

If that's not a metaphor for 2020, I don't know what is.

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Right. That's it. I'm calling it. Work week over. Everyone out. Last one in Leaping Libations for an Old Fashioned for CJ gets to take Jasmine home. And, let me tell ya, if she's in the mood, her rear end hits the carpet quicker than Jeff's cat.









Sorry mate. Too soon?

 

[budamacdvcr]

Thanks, man, appreciate that.

Yea that tugs at the heart strings - hang in there

 

[declansdad]

Right. That's it. I'm calling it. Work week over. Everyone out. Last one in Leaping Libations for an Old Fashioned for CJ gets to take Jasmine home. And, let me tell ya, if she's in the mood, her rear end hits the carpet quicker than Jeff's cat.

 

[wasnotafan]

WDW Pick 'ems for today.................

Dole Whip is the first choice but I wouldn't refuse either

EPCOT Main Entrance...need to see Spaceship Earth to feel like I arrived in a happy place

Fishing trip or horse back riding...haven't done either there but would be happy to do both

Carousel of Progress update final scene or Tomorrwland Speedway goes to electric cars...tough call because both are badly needed

Country Bear Jamboree

May that go as well as possible.
And may the mistake that she actually learns from be minor indeed

From your keyboard to God's ears

As for responsibility...
It's highly overrated.
(but, granted, a necessary evil).

It is highly overrated and after too many decades of it, with just a few short breaks, I'm tired. This life of fat, drunk, and stupid I have heard about sounds interesting and I am willing to give it a go.

Warning: gross content below.

Had a lovely 5am wake up call from the cat.
Heard her meowing and howling downstairs, followed by sounds of her running like a banshee through the living room.
Came downstairs to discover she had diarrhea and apparently did not like what it had done to her nether regions, so proceeded to scatter her backside all over the house.
The living room looked like she was trying to redesign the track layout for Big Thunder Mountain.

. Sorry about the mess but glad to hear you have some positive financial news and may it continue to increase.

My DD comes up to me last night wanting to play and I had to turn her down because I was looking for work. She then went to my DW and said, "Mommy? Why won't people give daddy a job so we can play again?" Broke my heart. Well, gotta run, gents. Have a good day.

Ouch. Prayers for a resolution to your struggle.

 

[londontime]

1. Dole Whip or Dole Whip Float?
2. EPCOT Main Entrance or International Gateway to start the day?
3. Fishing trip or horse back riding?
4. Carousel of Progress update final scene or Tomorrwoland Speedway goes to electric cars?
5. Country Bear Jamboree or Voyage of the Little Mermaid (HS show)?

As the good Lord intended, pure and simple.
Main entrance. Gateway is a good sneaky afternooner.
Absolutely zero interest in either. Never been fishing, rode a horse once.
Carousel. Don't really do Speedway anymore.
Country Bears.

 

[budamacdvcr]

Cheers gentlemen!