DIS Dads DDC XXXII: A Dole Whip in Paradise

[that's nice]

One loss and two wins today.

Wrote the IRS check.

Win #1 was Publix had a ridiculous sale on Rib Eyes. Just had an excellent dinner of steak, sautéed mushrooms and salt potatoes dripping with butter. Nice splurge.

Win #2 was an email from Disney welcoming me home for one day in December. Huh? Seems I added a wait list for an additional day when I booked the trip. OK, I guess I'll take it.

2 Wins
1 Loss

I actually heard back from my accountant this evening… looks like I'm not screwed after all.

Morning guys. Congrats again Tim on your Lady Huskies winning it all.

Thanks! I actually sat and watched a whole women's game last night.

Too bad they don't have Dole Whip machines in CT.

But they do have Froyo World and Peach Wave on every corner. One of them has to have a pineapple flavor.

Come on, Tim. That's really in bad taste. Besides, I did that joke on the last page.

Oh you did? I should of read a little more closely. I had a rough Tuesday.

Sure, there's Kiel-bass-a!

Congratulations on the back to back nights of championships.

Did you run out into the driveway, flip your car over and set in on fire? How about shoving a utility pole through your window?

You guys down there know how to party!

LOL… nah. They only do that on campus.

After the game was over we watched the second half all over again. My friends left my house around 1- so I hear. I don't remember. I gotta stop drinking these 8%-10% beers like they are water.

Rumor has it the police were called to his house in full-on riot gear with tear gas and rubber bullets.

Probably to wake my drunk azz up.

Randall, how about two Dole Whips in paradise.

Ummmm…. you're doing it wrong. Where is the pineapple juice?

Saw this one on my FB newsfeed from some of my diehard KY fans. Little do they realize this is like "The Onion". The irony is that UK is more likely to lose their championship after Calapari gets tagged for violations.
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ARLINGTON -*After defeating the Kentucky Wildcats in a stunning thriller for the NCAA championship (March Madness), the Uconn Huskies are now under investigation for allegedly using skill enhancing drugs prior to the championship game.

A prescription bottle filled with pills on the floor near one of the players lockers. The game official quickly piked up the bottle and went to notify league officials on what he had found. League Officials quickly took action and told the press and reporters to leave immediately. The game official who remains to be anonymous says that the prescription bottle was labeled “The Juice” but will not release the name of who that bottle belonged to. It is believed that the bottle contains steroids, given the fact that “The Juice” is street slang for steroids.

League Officials are now conducting a deep investigation by searching The Huskies lockers, duffle bags, backpacks, etc. to see if there are any other suspicious substances. If enough evidence is found, the Huskies can be stripped of they’re newly acquired title and banned from NCAA basketball. We will update you on NCAA’s investigation here on Huzlers.com.

HUZLERS.COM
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You know deep down you're hoping that is true.

 

[AirGoofy]

:

You know deep down you're hoping that is true.

Heck yeah! More beer $ me. I'll get some BBQ shipped that way we get home.

 

[theduck619]

Good Luck Ducks!!! We are all counting on you.

Thank you Brian!

Good morning guys!!

 

[budamacdvcr]

Good morning guys Hey, where is everyone this morning?

 

[RodBelding]

Good morning guys Hey, where is everyone this morning?

I'm right here.

 

[scott2997]

I'm right here.

 

[DisneyFed]

 

[declansdad]

Good morning guys Hey, where is everyone this morning?

Sitting at my desk having lunch.

 

[RodBelding]

Good morning guys Hey, where is everyone this morning?

Sitting at my desk having lunch.

Canada: Where you eat lunch in the morning.

 

[AirGoofy]

Good morning guys Hey, where is everyone this morning?

I'm drinking a beer @ SAB @ BCV @ WDW.

 

[declansdad]

Canada: Where you eat lunch in the morning.

It was 11:30, close enough for me.

(It was noon in Newfoundland.)

 

[mm1971]

Just up the road we have the Hospital, Nursing Home, and Funeral Home all in the same block. It's like one-stop shopping

And probably owned by the same guy.

Randall, how about two Dole Whips in paradise.

The coconut rum was better than the spiced rum.

Why is the rum always gone.

Yes, please!

Saw this one on my FB newsfeed from some of my diehard KY fans. Little do they realize this is like "The Onion". The irony is that UK is more likely to lose their championship after Calapari gets tagged for violations.
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ARLINGTON -*After defeating the Kentucky Wildcats in a stunning thriller for the NCAA championship (March Madness), the Uconn Huskies are now under investigation for allegedly using skill enhancing drugs prior to the championship game.

A prescription bottle filled with pills on the floor near one of the players lockers. The game official quickly piked up the bottle and went to notify league officials on what he had found. League Officials quickly took action and told the press and reporters to leave immediately. The game official who remains to be anonymous says that the prescription bottle was labeled “The Juice” but will not release the name of who that bottle belonged to. It is believed that the bottle contains steroids, given the fact that “The Juice” is street slang for steroids.

League Officials are now conducting a deep investigation by searching The Huskies lockers, duffle bags, backpacks, etc. to see if there are any other suspicious substances. If enough evidence is found, the Huskies can be stripped of they’re newly acquired title and banned from NCAA basketball. We will update you on NCAA’s investigation here on Huzlers.com.

HUZLERS.COM
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What they forgot to mention was that the guy that found them was wearing a KY sweatshirt and had his face painted blue.

Evening guys. Just popping in for a second. Its been a very busy couple of weeks with no let up in sight.

Corey. Busy here as well. Looks like we may have one of the top 3 years since the company started with no let up in sight. I asked about hiring more staff and was told it would affect year end bonuses if we have more employees. I guess we'll all just have to work a little harder.

After the game was over we watched the second half all over again. My friends left my house around 1- so I hear. I don't remember. I gotta stop drinking these 8%-10% beers like they are water. :sick

Reminds me of guys night in the Dominican back in February. There are still 4 hours of activity that I either can't remember or are very fuzzy on what actually happened. Good thing there were no pictures.

Good morning guys Hey, where is everyone this morning?

Doing inventory.

 

[mm1971]

Canada: Where you eat lunch in the morning.

I'm drinking a beer @ SAB @ BCV @ WDW.

Save some for me. Still too early for beer right now, but this afternoon is a definite possibility.

It was 11:30, close enough for me.

(It was noon in Newfoundland.)

It's always noon somewhere.

I picked up the tickets last night so have them in my possession for July 2. The bad thing I may not be able to go with you, but am working on a solution. Worst case. maybe we can meet for lunch somewhere. If not, I'll just send them out to you so you have them. Plenty of time to figure it out.

 

[declansdad]

I picked up the tickets last night so have them in my possession for July 2. The bad thing I may not be able to go with you, but am working on a solution. Worst case. maybe we can meet for lunch somewhere. If not, I'll just send them out to you so you have them. Plenty of time to figure it out.

Hope you can get it worked out. We should be arriving in Boston around 10:30 am on the July 2nd. We're taking the train in from Maine.

 

[theduck619]

I went and got my International Driving Permit for our trip to Poland today. Henceforth, I think I should be able to add the title "International Man of Mystery" behind my name.

 

[declansdad]

I went and got my International Driving Permit for our trip to Poland today. Henceforth, I think I should be able to add the title "International Man of Mystery" behind my name.

I had one of those last year for our trip to Florida. Someone forgot to tell the Florida Legislature that driving in Canada is a lot like driving in the US.

 

[that's nice]

Heck yeah! More beer $ me. I'll get some BBQ shipped that way we get home.

Take your time… not in a rush. Make your you put your return address in there.

Canada: Where you eat lunch in the morning.

I'm drinking a beer @ SAB @ BCV @ WDW.

Jealous!

What they forgot to mention was that the guy that found them was wearing a KY sweatshirt and had his face painted blue.

Reminds me of guys night in the Dominican back in February. There are still 4 hours of activity that I either can't remember or are very fuzzy on what actually happened. Good thing there were no pictures.

Sounds like a good night. How was the next morning?

I know I'm getting too old for hangovers.

Hope you can get it worked out. We should be arriving in Boston around 10:30 am on the July 2nd. We're taking the train in from Maine.

Make sure you stop and grab some Maine Brewery beer. I highly recommend 'Another One' their IPA. It is amazing.

http://www.mainebeercompany.com/our-beers/another-one/

And Lunch is awesome too.

http://www.mainebeercompany.com/our-beers/lunch/

I had one of those last year for our trip to Florida. Someone forgot to tell the Florida Legislature that driving in Canada is a lot like driving in the US.

Really? The US made you do that?

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

I'm drinking a beer @ SAB @ BCV @ WDW.

If the VP is such a VIP, shouldn't we keep the PC on the QT? Because if it leaks to the VC, he could end up MIA, and then we'll all get put out on KP.

Sitting at my desk having lunch.

Canada: Where you eat lunch in the morning.

It was 11:30, close enough for me.

(It was noon in Newfoundland.)

But what is that in American time?

I went and got my International Driving Permit for our trip to Poland today. Henceforth, I think I should be able to add the title "International Man of Mystery" behind my name.

So let it be done! But you control your siggy.

 

[RodBelding]

I'm drinking a beer @ SAB @ BCV @ WDW.

No emoticon for jealous...

It was 11:30, close enough for me.

(It was noon in Newfoundland.)

With Casey moving back, you and Paul will be our only resources for what's happening in the future...

Hope you can get it worked out. We should be arriving in Boston around 10:30 am on the July 2nd. We're taking the train in from Maine.

If I'm around the city we'll have to meet up!

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

No emoticon for jealous...



With Casey moving back, you and Paul will be our only resources for what's happening in the future...



If I'm around the city we'll have to meet up!