DIS Dads DDC XXX: Mike Mike Mike Mike Mike, What Day Is It Mike?

[Twin Dad]

Just popping in real fast. The clutter here and there is slowly disappearing today. Time to kick the kids out of the house so I can attack the garage. DD heard the dryer buzzing and thought it was the timer for lunch. I told her it was the dryer but I needed to check on lunch. After I took care of lunch I found a pile of clothes on the floor of the laundry room. I also found the washer empty.

Norm, Happy Anniversary of your 29th Birthday!

Look, Ma! New Ticker!!

 

[budamacdvcr]

Norm - 40 ain't bad and I found it to get easier every year - just enjoy them all as it sure does beat the alternative

She decided to celebrate by yelling at me over the phone. I'll let it slide, she's 9 mos pregnant.

Did not realize you had one on the way - congrats
I've been getting yelled at for almost 20 years now, ya get used to it

Look, Ma! New Ticker!!

Good deal, congrats

 

[cj9200]

Back from the Keys. Life is not as good as it was yesterday.

Happy Birthday AirGoofy​

Have a good one Norm. I suggest a trip to the Bourbon bar.

Bambi ix-nayed the explosives - muttering something about "ordinances" and questions her life choices.

Haven't you seen the commercial where the dad tells the kids, "Don't tell Mom."

You just so happen to share the same birthday as my DW. We are a few years younger but not too far from that milestone. She decided to celebrate by yelling at me over the phone. I'll let it slide, she's 9 mos pregnant.

Happy Birthday to her. Probably a smart move on your part to let it slide.

Look, Ma! New Ticker!!

Got to love new tickers, they are so bright and shinny.

 

[theduck619]

Look, Ma! New Ticker!!

 

[theduck619]

We had to go down to Immigration this morning for our biometrics (finger prints) done for the adoption. It amazed me how rude some of the workers were to those who were not citizens. Raising your voice to someone who has difficulty speaking English does not make them comprehend the question. These are folks who are trying to do the right thing by going through the system

 

[twokids0204]

Happy Birthday Norm.

40's not so bad.

41 sucks. Horrible, you'll hate it.

42. . .well, now you've got the answer to life, the universe. . .everything.

Wait two more years.

I am 42 - and I control the Universe... coincidence?

 

[middlepat]

I am 42 - and I control the Universe... coincidence?

What's going to happen when you turn 43?

 

[twokids0204]

What's going to happen when you turn 43?

Is the world ready for that.....??

 

[Emma's Dad]

Is the world ready for that.....??

 

[theduck619]

Is the world ready for that.....??

Since when does the controller of the universe care about what one puny world thinks??

 

[disdadIL]

Great seeing you and Grace again. Bambi ix-nayed the explosives - muttering something about "ordinances" and questions her life choices.

It was a great time. I'm still hearing how fun it was. However the doctor says the voices in my head will stop soon.

 

[twokids0204]

Since when does the controller of the universe care about what one puny world thinks??

That wasn't a concern of mine....as much as more of a warning to the rest of you...

 

[Twin Dad]

It was a great time. I'm still hearing how fun it was. However the doctor says the voices in my head will stop soon.

That's what you get for drinking that Drunken Sconnie moonshine.

 

[dvczerfs]

this past Thursday was her first Halloween party that she worked.

she is going to be working the next three out of five parties.

this is one of her closest friends. she met her at work and she is a sweet heart. her and B tend to lean on each other when it comes to work and missing home. they already have plans after they get out to meet up this summer here in pa. they want to take the bus into new York city (we are only one hour away).

if for some reason you happen upon Bs friend, ask her "where is #45 on the map."

 

[Emma's Dad]

this past Thursday was her first Halloween party that she worked.

she is going to be working the next three out of five parties.

this is one of her closest friends. she met her at work and she is a sweet heart. her and B tend to lean on each other when it comes to work and missing home. they already have plans after they get out to meet up this summer here in pa. they want to take the bus into new York city (we are only one hour away).

if for some reason you happen upon Bs friend, ask her "where is #45 on the map."

That's great, Dave! Seems they know your infatuation with bathroom pics

 

[dvczerfs]

That's great, Dave! Seems they know your infatuation with bathroom pics

they needed a mirror. not sure where it was taken, im sure its behind or under something in the mk.

 

[declansdad]

 

[AirGoofy]

‘Afternoon all…
Hope all are well for a Monday.


Norm!

This calls for extra Bourbon.
Hope you’re having a good birthday.


40?
Is that all?
Pup!

Focus on the 4 days till Disney bit of it, because turning 40 ain’t nothing.
Trust me, that one’s comparatively easy to deal with





You let her know what you were up to?
Now why on Earth did you do that?




There are three kinds of truth.

“The Truth”
“The Actual Truth”
and “The Dang Truth” (and you should never speak the this one out loud)

This description falls in that last category


Sorry your getting caught up in all this foolishness.
May a sudden bout of moderation show up… soon.

Just popping in real fast. The clutter here and there is slowly disappearing today. Time to kick the kids out of the house so I can attack the garage. DD heard the dryer buzzing and thought it was the timer for lunch. I told her it was the dryer but I needed to check on lunch. After I took care of lunch I found a pile of clothes on the floor of the laundry room. I also found the washer empty.

Norm, Happy Anniversary of your 29th Birthday!

Norm - 40 ain't bad and I found it to get easier every year - just enjoy them all as it sure does beat the alternative

Did not realize you had one on the way - congrats
I've been getting yelled at for almost 20 years now, ya get used to it

Good deal, congrats

Back from the Keys. Life is not as good as it was yesterday.

Have a good one Norm. I suggest a trip to the Bourbon bar.

Haven't you seen the commercial where the dad tells the kids, "Don't tell Mom."

Happy Birthday to her. Probably a smart move on your part to let it slide.

Got to love new tickers, they are so bright and shinny.

Good morning Dads!

Happy Birthday Norm & enjoy the upcoming trip! Posts lots of pics for us

Sorry that the stupidity is affecting you directly. Hopefully DC will get off its backside and the insanity will be short.

Big time today... Rough night sleeping plus a VERY uncooperative and meltdown prone kid set the tone. As a result was late getting in too.

A lot if us seem to have hit that mark this year.. Go figure. The Four sleeps though is a good thing.

I've got the sorcerer radio app on my phone but really haven't used it. I do like Live 365 a lot but need to renew my subscription. I don't mind Dcot I like picking and choosing what I want to hear, and use it at home for background noise.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY NORM!

Hope your day is filled with BBQ and Bourbon.

I hope you enjoy your vacation.

What's the point to have your kid sitting on the bench? They will never get better. What's the point to say your kid plays D1?

Hey GB!

Good point! Have the wife plug in the address.

Happy Birthday Norm!!

You just so happen to share the same birthday as my DW. We are a few years younger but not too far from that milestone. She decided to celebrate by yelling at me over the phone. I'll let it slide, she's 9 mos pregnant.

Happy Birthday Norm.

40's not so bad.

41 sucks. Horrible, you'll hate it.

42. . .well, now you've got the answer to life, the universe. . .everything.

Wait two more years.

Happy Birthday, Norm!

Morning Guys....

Happy Birthday Norm....sorry it had to fall on a Monday!

I can beat that one. A kid that played select AAU baseball with my son last year was not good enough to play so he played the minimum time all season last year. We moved to a better program for the coming year, but this kids parents actually signed a letter stating that they will pay $3K for their son to play on the D1 team this coming season with no guaranteed paying time and most likely little to no playing time all season. Basically a practice player. The purpose was again just so he can say he is playing division 1. They have already been telling everyone how great he is and that he made the top division.

Happy Birthday Norm! Hope you have an awesome day! Take the day off, you have my permission. 4 more days if I remember right.

Morning guys.

Happy birthday Norm!

You're only as old as the women you feel.

Happy Birthday Norm!

Happy Birthday Norm!

Happy Birthday Norm. May it be a day filled with bacon and beer. :

Hey look it's Monday. Where did the weekend go?


Happy birthday Norm!
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Mini putt?

Home Depot had a brochure in their paint section called The Man Cave; that is where the colours came from.

It's just a number my friend, just a number.

NORRRRRRRRMMMMMM!!!!!

Happy Birthday!!

I turned 40 last year and it is isn't so bad, it's just like being 20 ....with kids, a mortgage, a wife, a full time job, a ton of responsibilities, a honey do list, car payments, a ton of bills, in some cases a little less hair on your head and in most cases a little more hair in other places, in some cases 1 pound per year after 20 around your waistline, in most cases 2 pounds per year around your waistline.................

On second thought 40 is nothing like being 20......

Happy Birthday anyway....

Thanks guys. Birthday dinner last night was shrimp & cheese grits with bacon. Today was chocolate cake and bourbon. I had some great words of wisdom to impart, but it's past my bedtime and I can't remember what they were. Is this a new thread? Did I break wind again? Play ball!

 

[brettcw23]

All I can say right now is Norm might have the right idea get rid of cable. The steelers made me sick again!!! They are lucky I will follow them through thick and thin.

I will always watch but it's getting painful.

 

[brettcw23]

Before the clock strikes midnight, I wanted to wish you a happy birthday, Norm. Just think...Disney is right around the corner!