DIS Dads DDC XIII - Zerphonics spoken here!

[DisDadDoc]

Another great trip idea. Drive west to see the Cowboys play, stop at Grand Canyon, go to Disneyland, and go to Aulani. I think I want a plane ride home, so maybe a RV rental across country.

Sounds good (except for the Cowboys part)

Oh, and can they even put their own G-D kids to bed?! Do I even have to do that for them?

 

[that's nice]

Ah, the fake help offer. My mom made the fake offer once, so I picked up the trash bag, tied it, and handed it to her to take outside to the toter. Problem solved? Well, she never offers to fake help anymore.

+1

I think not being offered help is better than the fake help offer.

 

[IamTrike]

Ah, the fake help offer. My mom made the fake offer once, so I picked up the trash bag, tied it, and handed it to her to take outside to the toter. Problem solved? Well, she never offers to fake help anymore.

In the future those that offer fake help should be offered fake dinner and fake presents.

 

[AirGoofy]

Sounds good (except for the Cowboys part)

Oh, and can they even put their own G-D kids to bed?! Do I even have to do that for them?

Plan for revenge. Before they go home, fill them full of sugar before they get un the car.

+1

I think not being offered help is better than the fake help offer.

Agreed. She doesn't fake offer anymore. I'd rather them sit on lazy butt than be in my way making a fake offer, only to slow me down.

 

[RodBelding]

Sitting on the couch with DW and DS (4 months); DS drops a MASSIVE load in his mickey mouse diapers; DW is holding him, but has changed his diapers all day; We both look at each other with the same, "Not It!" look, and the battle begins...


To be continued...

 

[AirGoofy]

In the future those that offer fake help should be offered fake dinner and fake presents.

See revenge post.

Actually, this year was the best. We've tried driving everywhere and having everyone over to our house and neither worked. Again, my opinion was that if we NEVER see these people throughout the year, then why make it a priority to see them on the holidays.

So, DW let me implement plan B. Plan A was to go to WDW. Plan B was me to visit my forgotten parents and crazy aunt with the children a few days before. The dds and I had a great time at Cheesecake Factory in between crazy relative visits. On Christmas eve, we spent with DW's dad, his sister, and all the relatives - no negotiation. We went to mass that night. On Christmas Day, the 4 of us spent the day together until around 4, when we made a brief stop at DW's mom for a visit. There was much less stress and the day went well.

I know this family obligation thing has been passed down generations, but maybe it is time to start something new, and spend the holidays with people you like as opposed to those who share some chromosomes by marriage.

 

[Disney Commando]

Now I want to know more aobut this trip..you have my attention!!!LOL What is the schedule here? I might want to go too LOL

Another great trip idea. Drive west to see the Cowboys play, stop at Grand Canyon, go to Disneyland, and go to Aulani. I think I want a plane ride home, so maybe a RV rental across country.

It will be August 2015

If I can 3 weeks off I would like to take the Amtrak cross country tour (If I can only get 2 weeks we would have to fly to Ca and back, and since I've never been on a plane, I want to do everything in one shot, since I might never get on a plane again)

 

[AirGoofy]

Sitting on the couch with DW and DS (4 months); DS drops a MASSIVE load in his mickey mouse diapers; DW is holding him, but has changed his diapers all day; We both look at each other with the same, "Not It!" look, and the battle begins...


To be continued...

it's been several years, but they don't stink that bad at 4 months, do they?

I thought they got worse as they went with more solid food. On non-sleepover nights, I've taught my dds to fart on others. Those can get quite smelly, but a lit less work.

 

[GoHerd1028]

It will be August 2015

If I can 3 weeks off I would like to take the Amtrak cross country tour (If I can only get 2 weeks we would have to fly to Ca and back, and since I've never been on a plane, I want to do everything in one shot, since I might never get on a plane again)

sounds like an absolutley fabulous trip!!!!

Shari gave me the green light the other day to plan a Hawaii trip in 2013....

 

[GoHerd1028]

it's been several years, but they don't stink that bad at 4 months, do they?

I thought they got worse as they went with more solid food. On non-sleepover nights, I've taught my dds to fart on others. Those can get quite smelly, but a lit less work.

I remember Lauren was reallyyyyy bad!!!!! Whew I never knew anything so small could smell so bad!!! I swore she had to be eating hay!!

 

[AirGoofy]

It will be August 2015

If I can 3 weeks off I would like to take the Amtrak cross country tour (If I can only get 2 weeks we would have to fly to Ca and back, and since I've never been on a plane, I want to do everything in one shot, since I might never get on a plane again)

I forgot about the train. Being in a city of 55,000, mass transit means bus. I am not doing a bus tour across country.

 

[twokids0204]

sounds like an absolutley fabulous trip!!!!

Shari gave me the green light the other day to plan a Hawaii trip in 2013....

With us it's not the green light, it's the greenbacks that prevent such a trip.

 

[AirGoofy]

I remember Lauren was reallyyyyy bad!!!!! Whew I never knew anything so small could smell so bad!!! I swore she had to be eating hay!!

eating hay!!!!!!!

 

[GoHerd1028]

With us it's not the green light, it's the greenbacks that prevent such a trip.

well Shari (she who must be obeyed LOL) controls green lights and green back is it is one and the same LOL

 

[AirGoofy]

well Shari (she who must be obeyed LOL) controls green lights and green back is it is one and the same LOL

DW is SWTSMBO. She who thinks she must be obeyed.

Somewhere, Doc is waiting to steal ownage.

 

[GoHerd1028]

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DisDadDoc 135
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theduck619 117


I see that i have moved from 5th passing David into 4th and closing in on my nemesis!

Oohhhh and page ownage to boot!!

 

[DisDadDoc]

well Shari (she who must be obeyed LOL) controls green lights and green back is it is one and the same LOL

You could do a dozen really nice dis dads weekends for the cost of a Hawaii trip!

 

[Disney Commando]

sounds like an absolutley fabulous trip!!!!

Shari gave me the green light the other day to plan a Hawaii trip in 2013....

We were going to do Hawaii in 2013 for our 10th Anniversery, but like I said you might only get me on a plane once, so might as well get it all in

Not looking forward to the price tag (I'm sure I would be able to buy a nice new car for how much this is going to cost)

 

[AirGoofy]

DW is SWTSMBO. She who thinks she must be obeyed.

Somewhere, Doc is waiting to steal ownage.

Did Doc get it?

 

[GoHerd1028]

DW is SWTSMBO. She who thinks she must be obeyed.

Somewhere, Doc is waiting to steal ownage.

Looks like I was quicker on the trigger!!



I like the she who thinks she must be obeyed....maybe I need to tell shari that and see if I end up with stitches or not!