DD is at that age where you either....

[princess jackson]

Cringe at the things she says or laugh.

Rather have the laugh than the cringe, especially when when she shouts things in s busy shopping mall.

To give you a background into a cringe story, I'm 5'1 and just at that to be honest lol.

Anyway out shopping in a busy shopping mall, when a lady walks past us, and she was short like me, and DD shouts look mammy your bigger than her, and on that note we ended up in a gadget shop to hide.

Last night friends invited us to the st oswalds christmas carol service, so we took DD along, so whilst there the next carol was away in a manger, so i lower to her height and say you know this one, and when it went quiet she shouts why is it baa baa black sheep.

I sat down and laughed

When does this stage end!!!

 

[Dimplenose]

Year ago we were in a restaurant when DH went to the loo and left me with DS at the table. DS noticed DH missing and I told him he'd gone to the toilet to which DS(2 and a half at the time) shouted "I've got a little willy but daddy's got a big willy!" I didn't know where to look when DH returned.

DS is now nearly 16 and the things I say embarress him far more these days.

Libby

 

[arieliwish]

Year ago we were in a restaurant when DH went to the loo and left me with DS at the table. DS noticed DH missing and I told him he'd gone to the toilet to which DS(2 and a half at the time) shouted "I've got a little willy but daddy's got a big willy!" I didn't know where to look when DH returned.

DS is now nearly 16 and the things I say embarress him far more these days.

Libby

Little boys!

My DS says things like this, which makes my DH grin his head off, til I shake my head and say 'no, it's really NOT!' LOL!!

Lynn

 

[higgy66]

My DH recently had the snip and when our young daughters came anywhere near the delicate area he would say "watch my jewels"

Needless to say - last week in the middle of mother and toddler - held in church - my daughter anounces "my daddy has jewels and my mummy has ****ies!"

Don't you just love them!

 

[Queenie]

A while back my sister was sitting down to lunch with her DH and 3yr old. DH had been for a shower and hadn't put a top on when he sat down. My neice stared at him for a while then turned to her mum and said "look mummy, daddy has nipples!!!" My sister just didn't know what to say!

 

[wideeyes]

I think my dd is at the same stage.

 

[jen_uk]

My mum told me once that when my brother was small they went into some public loos and mum went in one cubicle and db went in the other. He finished first and then stood outside of mums door shouting "are you doing a poo in there mummy!"

 

[wideeyes]

My mum told me once that when my brother was small they went into some public loos and mum went in one cubicle and db went in the other. He finished first and then stood outside of mums door shouting "are you doing a poo in there mummy!"

My DD does the same thing now!

 

[Goofyish]

Don't worry - we parents get our own back when they bring their first boy/girlfriend home

 

[Karen Mouse]

My ds is just the same.

We asked him the capital of Wales the other day - he replied"Erm... is it Shamu?"

He asked his Dad not long ago which one was his "sweet tooth" and then opened his mouth thinking my hubby could point to it

We were in a restaurant the other day... hubby had gone to the loo.. the server bought our food and noticed my hubby was missing. Before I could say anything my DS said "It'll be cold by the time he gets back, he's gone for a poo!"

Dont ya just love 'em

 

[alisonbestford]

When I was pregnant with DS (now 19) DD (22) and I were on the bus, travelling to an ante-natal appointment

I was having a home birth so DD was fully primed about what would happen 'when the time came'

As I stood up to walk the full length of the bus, to get off, DD announced to everyone that Mummy was pregnant and the baby would 'pop out of her v*****a'!!!!!!
I had to shuffle my 8 month pregnant body as fast as I could before I died of embarrassment

Needless to say I've managed to 'get her back' plenty of times when she brings her boyfriends home..............

 

[Beth__WDW23/6/02]

HeHe Children say some classics

 

[Cyrano]

Hopefully they will never grow out of this phase, but I suspect that they will.

DS asked yesterday if Wimpy was a shop that sold Wimps Fairly made our day