dane cook anyone

[TeXaShOtTiE09]

one of my colorguard friends came into class one day and she was like omg you guys have to listen to this she put her ipod on the speaker in the guard room and told us we were going to listen to a comedian named DANE COOK. .and i have to tell you i have never laughed so hard in my life he is the funniest freakin guy on the planet i love him the next day i went out and bought both of his cds and i was laughing so hard that i couldn't breathe. .anyone else a big fan o f dane cook?? if you've never heard of him make sure to go and listen to him cause you will be amazed bey his comedian abillity's.

 

[Loves Disney]

Dane Cook is awesome!! Very hilarious!! I have listened to a HUGE deal of his acts and I cannot help but crack up...then, when I even think about his jokes, I start laughing...which isn't too good a thing when I am at a serious event, heh.

 

[hidmickey:myantidrug]

OMG I LOVE Dane Cook. I laugh so hard it's crazy!

 

[DisneyGirl421]

I <3333 Dane Cook.
My favorites? Car Alarm and Someone **** on the coats.

 

[Miss Jessr!ca]

yeah.
vicious circle....legit best ever

ive been a big fan for years now.
he made comedic history with his 'vicious circle' no other comedian has ever performed 2 nights in a row in front of 18,000 people.
and his cd retaliation was the best selling comedy cd in 25 years.

 

[TheGirlin14G]

My friend got me hooked on him when he first started... he's hilarious! I don't like how he's doing movies and stuff now but his comedy acts are still funny

 

[disneyangel7488]

I never heard of him until I got to college a few months ago. My friends made me listen to one of his CDs and it was one of the funniest things I have ever heard! Last night, my friends and I watched the movie "Waiting..." which he was in.... good movie.

 

[Miss Jessr!ca]

yeah wating was really good (i wish he would have had a bigger part)

hes even better in employee of the month (amazing movie)

 

[TeXaShOtTiE09]

yeah i loved him in employee of the month me and my friend evan were on the floor at the movie theater cause we were laughing so hard.
my favorites by him are: BK Lounge, Struck by a Vechile, Dream House, Car Alarm, Superpowers, Speak & Spell, Monopoly/Operation, Fireman/police Officer, and Pick a number Please!
what's yalls favorites???

 

[swimer3]

I love him to death.
Swim meets will never be the same

 

[hidmickey:myantidrug]

"I wish I could shoot spaghetti out of my finger tips...psssssssssblwwwww have some spaghetti, you're very rude"
"I wish I could shoot lazers out of my c0ck. And when I run out my balls glow. 'Low fuel'"
"Every group has a Karen. And all you guys out there shaking your head no, YOU ARE KAREN!"

a few Dane quotes for the day

 

[TeXaShOtTiE09]

here's some more dane cook quotes
"Have you seen my shoes i kicked them off in a fit of joy"
" woman: please sir my son he's screaming in there, dane: thats because hes probably on fire"

 

[polysisterchick]

oh yea.
i <3 him and his comedian abilities

my favorite of his is B&E.

 

[BabyPiglet]

He's very funny! boredboredboredboredboredboredbored

 

[BestLittleLauren]

Lol have you guys eva heard monopoly or the bk lounge..!! Lol..! My dad even has downloaded some of his stuff

 

[DisneyGirl421]

"IT'S THE SOUND THAT MAKES ME WANT TO PUNCH INFANTS!"
"Everybody loves cinematic adventures!"
"I would like some delicious treats, some gummy fish, some chocolate coins you know the ones in the foil, an icee in a bamboo cup so my hands don't freeze and some nacho cheese....just the cheese, no nachos."
"That Dane Cook is a silly *****!"
"Come up, say "hello," and I'll stab you in the jaw!"
"I'M YOUR SON FROM THE FUTURE!! AAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! *smack* IM FROM THE FUTURE!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH"

and my favorite of all....

"Helloooooo, I'm a carrrrrrrr. Gasoline makes me run. Backseat, trunkspace. Helllloooooo, do you wanna go for a riddeeeee? Oil is my blood. Seatbelts, radio knobs."

 

[TeXaShOtTiE09]

i just watched the dvds that came with his cd and i absolutley loved it my favorite line from it was
"Christ Chex, start yor day the holy way, there's a mircle in every box" - i thought it was so funny

 

[latinachick69]

i love that guy!!!!
god he can make ur sides split three minutes into his show/cd
anyone heard of robert kelly? or jay...something?

 

[hidmickey:myantidrug]

Another for a lovely Tuesday...

"There's something about WalMart that just makes you want to steal. But only half. I'm not going to pay for scrunchies, I'm just not. But, I will throw them in my pants for later just incase I'm getting blown and need to throw her hair up lickity-split..."

 

[TeXaShOtTiE09]

"OH YEAH! Oh No. you better fix that wall before my dad comes home and beats me with a toaster!"
"Has anyone seen my shoes i kicked them off in a fit of joy"
"You see some guy in a superman t-shirt and you just want to shoot him in the chest and go, I GUESS NOT!"