Dan, RoutmanDan and the case of the blue boards.

Zurg

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Where is that international super spy Dan, RoutemanDan when you need him? Someone needs to get to the bottom of this international situation of extreme danger and difficulty.

One can only assume that the ski lodge crowd, seeing a holiday lull in Alex's diligence seized the opportunity to launch yet another grab for world domination by controlling a particular commodity, internet bandwidth again, probably involving rockets and or satellites in space.

Alex’s safety can no be assumed.

Dan was nestled in his bed, but it wasn’t visions of sugar plums dancing in his head. More like an EROS post I would say.

When such a clatter he should hear, and I’m not talking tiny reindeer, no it was his combination PDA, cell phone, internet capable blackberry communication device and Gameboy Advance game system. Q had gotten the idea from watching Kim Possible on the Disney channel, (Q has a thing for hot redheaded cheerleaders but we best not go into that just now.)

Soft whispers from the side of the bed ask, “Do you have to go now Dan, Bob Dole’s little blue friend seems to be perking thing up a bit.”

“Never fear my dear as McArthur said I shall return! Dan RoutemanDan, like a USPS letter carrier keeps up his responsibilities through rain, snow and gloom of night.”

“Yes well the cold and snow can make for some gloom at night if you catch my drift.” She replies but Dan has already left and is skiing down from the château in response to the call.
 
I'm perfectly safe.. I just got out of the shower and I'm leaving for work :)
 

Fatherly interest only, I assure you.......

Right.


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_Q_
 
:teeth: Now I have the Kim Possible song going thru my head
 
Alex was totally unaware of the danger he faced when he got out of the shower. He was glibly saying, “No Tag...No signature... no need....” when millions of pictures of the maniacal space kitty started flooding into Glo’s post about her clip art, A small sample of the evil furry one’s ability to bring stop internet traffic.

Glo who had been appointed “M” in the last failed episode of our hero’s epic drama was on the combination PDA, cell phone, internet capable blackberry communication device and Gameboy Advance game system (CPDACPICBCD&GBAGS) checking is with Danno. “Have Steve and the rest of the Five-O team ready Danno.”

“What are you talking about?” Dan said into his CPDACPICBCD&GBAGS, “Wrong show, Glo.”

“Right and call me “M””

“Wrong show “M””

“Meet me in the secret underground spy headquarters under the UK in EPCOT Dan.” Glo ordered, “Alex just got out of the shower and is totally unaware of the danger he is in.”

“How do you know he just got out of the shower?” Dan queried.

“What do you think I did with the cash I stripped out of Q’s budget for spy toys?” Glo

“NO!” Dan

“YES! I put X10 Spy cameras into Alex’s bathroom!”

“That is sick and wrong.”

“Yeah but it has dramatically cut down on the number of wet t-shirt pictures of me on the boards.” Glo retorted.
“So the danger Alex faces is you posting pictures of him in the shower?” Dan asks confused.

“I have sound too.” Glo chortled, “makes karaoke at the Swan sound good.”

“I’ll say it again SICK AND WRONG!” Dan almost cried.

“Yes isn’t it!” said Glo delighted but became more seriouse when she added, “but Alex is being threatened by something that could stem the flow of my blackmail funds, errr…. I mean put him in real danger.”

“What is it?” Dan asks

“I don’t know Zurg is winging this and hasn’t figured it out yet.” Glo commented
 
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Originally posted by _Q_
Fatherly interest only, I assure you.......
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_Q_

Yeah sure thing _Q_.

I am struggleing to avoid a whole bunch of inappropriate responces many of which involve the Boston archdiocese.
 
Dan and M were plotting strategy and what to order from the Chinese place.

“....the platter comes with an egg roll an pork fried rice” Dan commented

“Yes and according to Snoopy Chinese food is a must for surviving the winter. She recommends the Mu Shi Chicken.” Glo responded

“Well nothing personal but I staying away from Snoopy’s diet.” Dan said thinking about passing kidney stones.

_Q_ Burst into the room, out of breath, “Puff .. puff… Corey.. Puff.. they.. puff.. took Corey…gasp…”

“Q sit down, you are all hot and bothered,” M said, “Hey! Have you been visiting those forbidden web sites again? You know the last time I had a hard time explaining your cheerleader fetish to the FBI. Fatherly interest my eye.”

“No …puff… No. The green ones took Corey… left everything purple…”

“Why would the slime green tape babes take Corey (Who is this Corey M) and leave things purple?” Dan asked.

“Not Who,” gasped Q, “What.”

“Who’s on first” Dan

“Don’t be starting that aging.” M

“Not who.” Q

“No What” Dan

“What’s on second.” M

“Not who what.” Q “No. NO. Corey.”

“Corey is on first” M

“So Corey is a baseball player?” Dan

“Who doesn’t wear green?” M

“What?” Dan

“No. Corey is a color. It was taken by the slime green and replaced with purple.” Q

“What is Purple?” M

“What used to be Corey frist” Q

“Who is purple that used to be Corey on first?” Dan

“No what was first Corey is now Purple.” Q

“Who’s purple?” M

“Zurg is” Q

“What he have to do with it” Dan

“Nothing - What is on second” M

“Purple is on second it used to be Corey.” Q

“Zurg used to be Corey?!” Dan

“No the slime green took the color Corey and replaced it with purple on the DIS boards.” Q said exhausted.

“What's on second and who’s on first?” Dan

“Exactly!” M

“I need a beer” Dan

“Me too” Q

“The Rose and Crown is just upstairs. Let’s see if Simon wants to join us?” M

“Great Plan.” Q

“What about Chinese” Dan

“Second Base” Q & M “and he’s not Chinese”.

"No food." Dan

"No food! No problem we are drinking now." Q

"Works for me" Dan

"Another case solved" M
 
ROTFLMBO!!!!:p :p

I especially like how it wound up at the Rose & Crown ;)
 
OMG...I am rotflmao...omg...someone give me CPR...

I am innocent I tell you ;)


I am confused though...am I still M or am I glo...

I have a spy cam with sound in Alex's shower???

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
Glo - I just checked with the casting director.

The part of M is being played by Glo, so you are M and M is Glo (So there is not much room for size jokes or "Barb's" about wet white t-shirts at Alex's pool. Just be patient.)

Buz is _Q_ as well as Q and the FBI will be searching his computer soon for picture of underage cartoons in compromising situations.

Dan, RoutemanDan is a totally fictitious character, formed or conceived by solely in imagination of the author, any similarity to real or virtual characters is not intended and is a matter of only coincidence.

EROS may or may not be real but what is reality? Is it anything more than experiences that determine how things appear to the eye of the belolder? [size= 6]No there is no firm reality,[/size] well okay there is some nice firm reality stuffed into the lingerie over at Victoria's Secret if you get my drift, wink, wink, which is probably why Albert is so happy at Victoria and Alberts, come to think of it that is most likely how EROS found the DIS he was searching on Victoria looking for some scant black lace and hit Victoria and Alberts and figured that maybe a spin off and was wondering if Albert had any secrets like Victoria's and if they were just a little kinky but other than that there is no reality and not many periods ending my sentances, any similarity to real or virtual characters is not important because there is no reality and nothing is a matter of only coincidence it is all realitive.

Tag fairies exist only as a mind control device invented by the maniacal space kitty to exploit the feeble minded. (Unless the person abusing their moderator powers it is really Alex or Pete or someone else who can bet me banned for life in which case I was clearly delusional and I trust Dalepool can get me bail.)

Any more questions Glo?
 
er...um...no more questions you can continue on...though I still don't have new clip art ;)
 
Buz is Q????? :eek: I knew there was something shifty about his eyes when I met him last summer. Kept looking all around in the mall :smooth:
 
Originally posted by Zurg
One can only assume that the ski lodge crowd, seeing a holiday lull in Alex's diligence seized the opportunity to launch yet another grab for world domination by controlling a particular commodity, internet bandwidth again, probably involving rockets and or satellites in space.

Naw.....no rockets or satellites....just a few well placed evil space kitties!!! :p
 
Originally posted by jldriscoll
Naw.....no rockets or satellites....just a few well placed evil space kitties!!! :p

ROFLOL
 

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