auntie
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Hey Rob!!! Who's Jim????
I don't know this Jim either..but apparently he's got one hell of a site.
Daily joke thread......
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I don't know this Jim either..but apparently he's got one hell of a site.
ntsammy5
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I rear-ended a car this morning.
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just
seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And that's how the fight started.....
So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out
of his car.
You know how sometimes you just get so stressed and little things just
seem funny?
Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!
He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, 'I AM NOT
HAPPY!!!'
So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
And that's how the fight started.....
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DisneyBishops
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This is so right and very funny also.
DisneyBishops
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I thought this was funny.... (and appropriate!)
This is what I meant its right.
AuburnJen92
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Broken Lawn Mower
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, email, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is usually the husband.
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had something else to take care of first: the truck, the car, email, fishing, always something more important to me.
Finally she thought of a clever way to make her point. When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house. I was gone only a few minutes. When I came out again I handed her a toothbrush. 'When you finish cutting the grass,' I said, 'you might as well sweep the driveway.'
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a limp.
AuburnJen92
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considering our conversation on the phone last night, I was hoping you would be the first to read it!
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considering our conversation on the phone last night, I was hoping you would be the first to read it!
BRDof3
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AuburnJen92
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At the risk of being kicked out of the Guy club, I have to admit that I not only laughed at the joke, but could relate to the marriage truism.
Actually it was not a guy club joke at all...Deb and I were commenting on how terribly alike both her and her hubby and my hubby and I are. It was really scary. That joke really hit home for both of us....
Plus is was just damned funny...
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PolynesianPixie
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At the risk of being kicked out of the Guy club, I have to admit that I not only laughed at the joke, but could relate to the marriage truism.
do you want to be happy? Or do you want to be right?
do you want to be happy? Or do you want to be right?
In all my years of marriage I never never never ever
backed down in a marital dispute.
Now as I enter geezerhood I'mever so thankful.....
that my ex wife was/is such a terrible shot and can't throw a knife worth a dang either
Good thang I married a City Girl.
AuburnJen92
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