Reader's Digest. July 2004. Laughter is the Best Medicine, pg. 131. Submitted by Savanna Smith:

Dachsie Drovers?
Does that give anyone else a "Far Side-ish" mental pic? 
Yippee ti yi yo
Git along ya little doggies
It's your misfortune and none of my own
Yippee ti yi yo
Git along ya little doggies
You know that Wyoming will be your new home

Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someone told him to get a long little doggy.

Dachsie Drovers?


Yippee ti yi yo
Git along ya little doggies
It's your misfortune and none of my own

Yippee ti yi yo
Git along ya little doggies
You know that Wyoming will be your new home
