D23 Expo pickup lines...

[KingLlama]

Thought this might be a fun thread to start on a Friday while we wait for D23 Expo announcements...Purely PG-13, of course...

"Is your name Ariel? Cause we mermaid for each other."

"Snow White? Not any more!"

"Looks like somebody can feel the love tonight."

"Hey it's like Walt said, the way to get started is to quit talking and start doing."

Feel free to add your own.

Mods, feel free to think this whole thread is a REALLY bad idea.

 

[TheMaxRebo]

"Just like Dumbo, the ladies think I fly"

"Your heart is to me like the ocean to Moana - it calls me"

"Is your name Mary? Because you be Poppin'!"

"I'm Baloo and I want to see your Bare Necessities"

 

[bladiator]

"I asked Genie for a beautiful woman, and man did he deliver!"

And of course...
"I wants the redhead!"

 

[JaxDad]

Roses are red;
Violets are blue;
I'm a geek,
and so are you!

 

[pjweaver]

This is only a way to get me banned

 

[SorcererHeidi]

I used to be Snow White, and then I drifted.

(Somebody years ago told me this was Mae West quote.....not sure, but sure SOUNDS like her. If not, attribute it to me, I'll take it).

 

[superme80]