CSE-- Pg. 74 SATAN'S HAMMER, Ch.18, pg.160 "Goodnight Sweetheart" epilogue

[Sandy Mouse]

Sandy, I bet you would be a big help with the new addition. I can give you DD's room and she can sleep in DS's room. We can teach the baby all the proper Southern sarcastic sayings!

You are a genius! But I think at that time I'll be at Disney World with my 2 youngest grandkids (cousins, who fight like cats and dogs). Second thought, it might be more peaceful helping with a newborn.

 

[Sandy Mouse]

You know, “Fifty Shades of Grey” started out as “Twilight” fan fic. Just imagine if Nebo fan fiction were as popular…

Anchorman: Move over Christian Grey. It looks like there’s a new guy who’s captured the ladies’ attention. Here’s Mary Sullivan with the report.

Reporter: Thanks John. I’m here at the Barnes & Noble on 52nd Street where “Valley of the Vikes” is flying off the shelves. As you can see, women are lined up all around the store to buy this book.

Like “Fifty Shades of Grey,” this book started out as fan fiction, but not for “Twilight.” This book pays homage to the great Disney trip reporter, Nebo. There is a bit of violence in the book, but unlike in “Fifty Shades,” the protagonist does injury to himself. Perhaps this is bringing out the inner Florence Nightingale in his fans.

Also like EL James, this author, who goes by the name pkondz, wishes to remain anonymous. We have a picture of him, but his features are obscured by his hat and dark glasses. As you can see, he wears a mustache. Perhaps a nod to his hero Nebo?

Anchorman: <Manly chuckle> Mary, he also wrote the entire manuscript as a series of emails to himself because Nebo refuses to use a word processing program. Now, that&#146;s dedication.

Reporter: <Giggle> I&#146;ll say John. So, can we expect to see a baby boom like we saw with &#147;Fifty Shades?&#148; Only time will tell&#133;

Back to you John.

That's some great writing. You should write a trip report.

 

[Sandy Mouse]

I'm voting about two and a half hours after they left. Here's how I see it.

The Santa Fe is loaded, I've got two vikes in my pcoket so I can be loaded too, if need be. I've got my batghroom bag with me for suree this time, "Smidgy? Where's my bathroom bag?" "It's already in the car."

I don't truyst her so I go and check myself.

I look good.

Now I go chck to see if the bag is in the car. It is.

Okay! Food left for the cat? Doors locvked? Lights on that need to be on and off that need to be off? Iron unplugghed? Hot water tank off? Then...

Aaaaaaaannnnnd we're off!

We pull out of the driveway and the weather is perfect for driving.
Checking the weather before leaving turns out to be one of my better ideas.
I don't get many, but when I do...

Rolling down the highway we're in good spirits. Oh boy oh boy! Disney here we come!

An hour out of Carpentersville, I start to have a nagging feeling.

No, it wasn't my back. It's too early for that. It's something else...

"Diane, did you pack my bathing suit?"
"Yes"

"Did you pack my clip clops?"
"Yes"

"Did you put all the hotdogs and burgers in the cooler?"
"Yes"

A sudden sikc sinking feeling hits me.

"Where's the cooler."
"I told you to put it in the car, so i'ts wherever you pu it."
"I thouth ou put it inthe car!"

An hour later, we're back home. I jump out of the car and run to the front door. my toe catches the front step and I go sprawling.

There's blood now dripping down from my left elbow.

Sheesh! This trip hasn't even started and I'm already bleeding.

15 minutes later. Cooler packed, arm bandaged...

Aaaaaaaannnnnd we're off!

Ponzi, you are the man!! Masterfully done.

And my vote is.... At the resort, early morning, 3rd day.

 

[laura74]

Ponzi, you are the man!! Masterfully done.

And my vote is.... At the resort, early morning, 3rd day.

I say on the ride down, gas station mini mart.

 

[laura74]

That's some great writing. You should write a trip report.

Thanks Sandy! Trying to write another chapter now but I keep distracting myself.

 

[shan23877]

I'm voting about two and a half hours after they left. Here's how I see it.

The Santa Fe is loaded, I've got two vikes in my pcoket so I can be loaded too, if need be. I've got my batghroom bag with me for suree this time, "Smidgy? Where's my bathroom bag?" "It's already in the car."

I don't truyst her so I go and check myself.

I look good.

Now I go chck to see if the bag is in the car. It is.

Okay! Food left for the cat? Doors locvked? Lights on that need to be on and off that need to be off? Iron unplugghed? Hot water tank off? Then...


Aaaaaaaannnnnd we're off!

We pull out of the driveway and the weather is perfect for driving.
Checking the weather before leaving turns out to be one of my better ideas.
I don't get many, but when I do...

Rolling down the highway we're in good spirits. Oh boy oh boy! Disney here we come!

An hour out of Carpentersville, I start to have a nagging feeling.

No, it wasn't my back. It's too early for that. It's something else...

"Diane, did you pack my bathing suit?"
"Yes"

"Did you pack my clip clops?"
"Yes"

"Did you put all the hotdogs and burgers in the cooler?"
"Yes"

A sudden sikc sinking feeling hits me.

"Where's the cooler."
"I told you to put it in the car, so i'ts wherever you pu it."
"I thouth ou put it inthe car!"

An hour later, we're back home. I jump out of the car and run to the front door. my toe catches the front step and I go sprawling.

There's blood now dripping down from my left elbow.

Sheesh! This trip hasn't even started and I'm already bleeding.

15 minutes later. Cooler packed, arm bandaged...


Aaaaaaaannnnnd we're off!

That was awesome.

 

[shan23877]

Woot! Another boy vote! If it's a boy, DS wants to name it "Jake".

As in the Neverland Pirate?

DD recently told me that she wanted a brother and sister. And that their names should be Flynn Rider and Rapunzel.

 

[shan23877]

You know, “Fifty Shades of Grey” started out as “Twilight” fan fic. Just imagine if Nebo fan fiction were as popular…

Anchorman: Move over Christian Grey. It looks like there’s a new guy who’s captured the ladies’ attention. Here’s Mary Sullivan with the report.

Reporter: Thanks John. I’m here at the Barnes & Noble on 52nd Street where “Valley of the Vikes” is flying off the shelves. As you can see, women are lined up all around the store to buy this book.

Like “Fifty Shades of Grey,” this book started out as fan fiction, but not for “Twilight.” This book pays homage to the great Disney trip reporter, Nebo. There is a bit of violence in the book, but unlike in “Fifty Shades,” the protagonist does injury to himself. Perhaps this is bringing out the inner Florence Nightingale in his fans.

Also like EL James, this author, who goes by the name pkondz, wishes to remain anonymous. We have a picture of him, but his features are obscured by his hat and dark glasses. As you can see, he wears a mustache. Perhaps a nod to his hero Nebo?

Anchorman: <Manly chuckle> Mary, he also wrote the entire manuscript as a series of emails to himself because Nebo refuses to use a word processing program. Now, that’s dedication.

Reporter: <Giggle> I’ll say John. So, can we expect to see a baby boom like we saw with “Fifty Shades?” Only time will tell…

Back to you John.

 

[pkondz]

That was awesome.

Thanks Shanoopie. I got called in for a midnight shift two nights ago... tried to recover the next night... and got called in for another one last night. I'm back at work early tomorrow.

What does all this mean?

Expect me to be fairly incoherent... or more so than usual.

And it's also slowing me down in catching up on your TR... but I will!

 

[monymony3471]

I read a free sample of fifty shades and thought ok nothing special but ok and then I read all the reviews and can't bring myself to spend my money on it.

 

[Angelrose]

I just finished reading the 50 Shades trilogy and it really is a great read. It's also a great psychological story too. I'm glad my DIL and cousin talked me into reading it.

 

[dwheatl]

http://marquee.blogs.cnn.com/2012/08/01/could-fifty-shades-give-us-a-baby-boom/

I couldn't get it through it. It's that terrible. I just find it funny that so many women are going crazy over it.

Here is a pretty accurate review:

http://www.goodreads.com/review/show/340987215

That was the funniest review. It lifted me up out of the post-WDW, came home with bronchitis blues. Now I can save myself the time and money of reading the books.

 

[tiggerwannabe]

I am soooo far behind....

Just downloaded te Disboards app, maybe with this I can actually catch up now.

Seriously, I just finished your chapter on the day you two arrived at CSR.

 

[monymony3471]

That was the funniest review. It lifted me up out of the post-WDW, came home with bronchitis blues. Now I can save myself the time and money of reading the books.

I am soooo far behind....

Just downloaded te Disboards app, maybe with this I can actually catch up now.

Seriously, I just finished your chapter on the day you two arrived at CSR.

Hi! Guys! Wondering where you have been.

 

[tiggerwannabe]

Most recently Hubby and I became grandparents!

Our little man is awesome and three months old now. We have all finally adjusted to the new family member and I find it time for this granma to get back on her Disney path

<3 Miss you all and your fabulous stories <3

 

[Sandy Mouse]

Most recently Hubby and I became grandparents!

Our little man is awesome and three months old now. We have all finally adjusted to the new family member and I find it time for this granma to get back on her Disney path

<3 Miss you all and your fabulous stories <3

Congratulations!! You're going to love being a grandmother! It's so much more fun than being a parent.

 

[pkondz]

Overheard recently at Disney's Magic Kingdom in Orlando Florida...

"Steve? Are you okay?"
"Yeah, Diane. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm just enjoying my fuzzy cup."
"You sure? You look a little strange. I mean, stranger then usual."
"I'm just so happy! I'm in Disneyworld with my beautiful wife and wonderful son and my... my terrific grandson! Oh, God! Did you see the look on his face during the parade? I just love him to death! And I love my son! And I love you! And I love everybody! And mostly I love ponzi! He's just the best guy in the whole world!! I wish he was here too! Then everything would be perfect!"

"Steve, are you... are you crying???"

"No. Sun's a little bright. Leave me alone for a second, 'kay?"


I'm not making any judgements here. I don't make the news, I only report it.

 

[jcc0621]

Overheard recently at Disney's Magic Kingdom in Orlando Florida...

"Steve? Are you okay?"
"Yeah, Diane. Yeah, I'm okay. I'm just enjoying my fuzzy cup."
"You sure? You look a little strange. I mean, stranger then usual."
"I'm just so happy! I'm in Disneyworld with my beautiful wife and wonderful son and my... my terrific grandson! Oh, God! Did you see the look on his face during the parade? I just love him to death! And I love my son! And I love you! And I love everybody! And mostly I love ponzi! He's just the best guy in the whole world!! I wish he was here too! Then everything would be perfect!"

"Steve, are you... are you crying???"

"No. Sun's a little bright. Leave me alone for a second, 'kay?"


I'm not making any judgements here. I don't make the news, I only report it.

Thanks for keeping us entertained while Nebo and Smidgy are away!

 

[Sandy Mouse]

It had gotten a little quiet on here... Ponzi to the rescue!
(and thanks to the the new DISboards app on my phone, I know instantly when someone posts on here. Who says 50-mumble-mumble-year-old people don't have iPhones)

 

[jakeybake]

I just finished reading the 50 Shades trilogy and it really is a great read. It's also a great psychological story too. I'm glad my DIL and cousin talked me into reading it.

My DW read the Fifty Shades Trilogy.

Best 2 weeks of my life

Jay