Cruise questions (NOT DCL)

[monkeyboy]

is there a formal night on nude cruises. and if so what do I wear?

 

[ducklite]

A bow tie of course!

Anne

 

[GoofieRuthie]

hmmm..........you're a monkey...........a banana hammack?

 

[punkin]

Your best birthday suit of course.....

 

[ItsonlyExperiment626]

A bowtie

 

[mrsheppo]

Don't forget to press out the wrinkles in that birthday suit.

And of course, wear a smile

 

[bettyann29]

 

[EthansMom]

Just don't drop any hot food in your lap!

We went to Orient Beach on Martenique on one cruise. Well, Orient Beach is clothing optional with a nudist colony down the way. DH went out to body surf for several hours while I laid down in the shade to read a book and watch the scenery, if you will (nude retirees walking down the beach from the nudist colony).

So, DH comes in a couple hours later and says, "There was a girl out there who lost her top! She popped right up out of the water with no top on!" I told him,"Hello? It's a clothing optional beach. Half the people here aren't wearing tops and the other half aren't wearing anything." (I would've been willing to go topless, myself, but there are some places I have no desire to get a sunburn...and I sunburn waaaay too easily.)

 

[Micca]

Those really shiny shoes that come with a tux?