Cruise Jokes and Trivia

[disney minnie]

Im working on a project for our upcoming cruise. I need about 20 cruise related jokes. I would like to have half one liners and the others can be a little longer.

I also need 10 cruise trivia facts.

Can anyone help?

 

[LynneyPooh]

Trivia:

What was Disney's first cruise boat experience? Premier and the Big Red Boat.

There may be a better way to phrase the question, but the Big Red Boat should be the answer, unless you want to be tricky and let the Jungle Cruise in the parks be your answer.

Can't wait to see what else is posted! Good luck!

 

[z80]

Found some of these from an old post in 2008. Many of them need some refinement before being used though

Q: Why did the pirate cross the sea?
A: to get to the other tide

Q. What does a pirate say when he takes over Santa's job?
A. Ho Ho Ho and a bottle of rum

Pluto had an "accident" on Deck 3.

Room service using Aladdin was getting out of hand.

Exterminator killed off "rat" problem only to discover they were Mickey and Minnie's cousins.

The Beast from "Beauty and the Beast" kept eating the midnight buffet.

The Seven Dwarfs vandalized the ship after failing to meet the "You Must Be This Tall to Ride This Ride" Requirements.

Question: Why does Ariel wear sea shells? ("C" shells)
Answer: Because "D" shells were too big.

Why did the mermaid blush?

Because she saw the pirate/cruise ship's bottom.



This one may be a little insensitive for some people so I'd be careful.

Costa Concordia - the only place where you are guaranteed to get your drink on the rocks

 

[wendydarling78]

For our upcoming FE swap, I made a Disney Magic book that has trivia, hidden Mickey's, and hidden characters in it. I got all of the Disney Magic trivia questions from funtrivia.com.

If you want to find Disney trivia on their site, go to funtrivia.com. Click on the drop down arrow- Quizzes. Click on Search. Type in Disney in the title search field.

Lots of different options come up- movies, the parks, etc. Not sure what kind of Disney trivia you want, but maybe you can find some questions there-?

Wendy

 

[scrapbookmomma74]

How long are the Disney Magic and Wonder? 964 feet
How long are the Disney Dream and Fantasy? 1115 feet

Who was the first Crew Member hired for DCL? Captain Tom

What renouned glass sculpture artist designed the atrium light fixture/chandelier on the Magic? Dale Chihuly


Just a couple from our "cruisin for trivia" on the Fantasy.