Crude tee shirts

here's a hint for that other one...it's what the wind does.
 
Oh crud. I suppose y'all want me to quit buying these kind of shirts for my DH?

His favorite right now is an, "I'm with stupid", with the finger pointing down.

My favorite is "One Eyed Jack's Nut Shack, Today's Special Snack Pack Protein Shake, Just South of Fatty's Footlongs." Or the "Mike Hawk Plumbing. Pipes Need Cleaning? Use Mike Hawk".

I guess I figured people below a certain age just wouldn't get it.
 
I saw somebody in one of those crude shirts recently and I lived to tell about it. Considering what I read in threads like this I expected to die from the experience.
 

cardaway said:
I saw somebody in one of those crude shirts recently and I lived to tell about it. Considering what I read in threads like this I expected to die from the experience.

You will die--in 7 days.
 
Maleficent13 said:
Okay, am I the only one wondering what word was **** out of the OP's post? I'm running through all the obscene words in my vocabulary trying to match one up that makes sense...

I assume it was the first name of our Vice President.
 
dis ms. said:
You will die--in 7 days.

I do have a trip to Wal-Mart planned. If I'm not back on Wednesday it's because I saw a crude t-shirt and didn't look away in time.
 
cardaway said:
I do have a trip to Wal-Mart planned. If I'm not back on Wednesday it's because I saw a crude t-shirt and didn't look away in time.

If that's the case, wave hello to my DH. :wave2:
 
kelleigh1 said:
here's a hint for that other one...it's what the wind does.

:eek:


I'm so stupid, before I got it, you should have seen me moving back and forth on my chair like the wind. :rotfl2:
 
cardaway said:
I do have a trip to Wal-Mart planned. If I'm not back on Wednesday it's because I saw a crude t-shirt and didn't look away in time.

Well, not necessarily. It could be because you saw someone shopping in their pajamas and/or buying 12 things in the 10-items-or-less lane.

You probably should go to Target instead. Walmart is a dangerous place for DISers (for the aforementioned reasons and then some).
 
cardaway said:
I do have a trip to Wal-Mart planned. If I'm not back on Wednesday it's because I saw a crude t-shirt and didn't look away in time.

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:



I don't so much care if it's something that little kids are not going to get, but when the words are there for the reading (I'm talking curse words), I don't like that. Or pigs going at it. :rotfl:
 
My parents were on the Ocean City (NJ) boardwalk last week and they walked past a store that sells clothes for teens. There was a shirt for sale that said 'My father thinks I'm a virgin.' Nice, eh? VERY classy.

Shelby
 
N&B'smom said:
There was a shirt for sale that said 'My father thinks I'm a virgin.' Nice, eh? VERY classy.

Shelby

Yeah, that's pretty tacky. Still, I have to admit I would chuckle if I saw that on a woman who was about 8-9 months pregnant. :teeth:
 
I saw a t-shirt worn by a teenage girl that was an advertisement for a pool hall and said "Nice Rack" in large letters.

I don't think my daughters will be allowed to wear something like this.
 
TurboKitty said:
Oh crud. I suppose y'all want me to quit buying these kind of shirts for my DH?

His favorite right now is an, "I'm with stupid", with the finger pointing down.

My favorite is "One Eyed Jack's Nut Shack, Today's Special Snack Pack Protein Shake, Just South of Fatty's Footlongs." Or the "Mike Hawk Plumbing. Pipes Need Cleaning? Use Mike Hawk".

I guess I figured people below a certain age just wouldn't get it.

Well isn't that cute. :rolleyes:
 
Hubby and I joked about getting me one that said "Yes, they're real!". We also both got a chuckle out of "Would you please tell your (chest) to stop staring at my eyes!"

Both of these were found at stores on the boardwalk at Seaside Heights.
 
I agree the shirts are tacky, but I just love to see an 8 yo girl wearing those shorts that say "juicy" across the rear.
 
The only shirt I've seen that really truly offended me read "Rock Out With Your **** Out".

Now, I could assume they are referring to dancing with your pet rooster, but somehow I really really don't think so.

TOV
 


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