Crazy stories at disney world

My crazy story is about someones wardrobe. Last April while at MK I was walking behind a rather "Pooh sized" young girl. Not sure of her age, but she was a teenager. She was wearing a very midriff black tankop with a VERY thin, and VERY short white cotton miniskirt that you could see right through to her "crevasse". This is not the worst of it. She was wearing a hot pink thong that was purposely hiked up out of the top of her skirt. The reason I know it was on purpose was because she had her room key and a small wallet clipped to it.:scared: This was by far the most disgusting thing I have ever seen at Disney!!!!!!:scared1:

Aside from being thoroughly disgusted by this, the main thought running through my mind is...WHERE IN THE SAM H*LL WERE THIS CHILD'S PARENTS????
 
We were on a bus heading from Pop to MK one morning and there was a family sitting across the aisle from us. As we passed by the Swan and Dolphin the father of the group appeared to be enthralled with whatever he was seeing out the window above my head. He exclaimed "Hey honey, would you look at that. Disney has gone and put Swans and Great Big Bass's on top of that building!"
My dd and I now refer to the Swan and Dolphin as the Swan and Great Big Bass Resort.;)
 
We were on a bus heading from Pop to MK one morning and there was a family sitting across the aisle from us. As we passed by the Swan and Dolphin the father of the group appeared to be enthralled with whatever he was seeing out the window above my head. He exclaimed "Hey honey, would you look at that. Disney has gone and put Swans and Great Big Bass's on top of that building!"
My dd and I now refer to the Swan and Dolphin as the Swan and Great Big Bass Resort.;)

If you say 'Great Big Bass's' quickly it can have an unintended sound to it.

Bill From PA
 
Well this happen about 4 years ago.We where staying at POR,and takeing the resort bus back to POR from DHS. Well there was this Family In front of us and in the back.Well there was this(I assume the Husben of one of the Ladies) argueing with this older women about how slow she was going and how she Is makeing the whole trip a waste for every one!:scared1:.Well out of the back of us this other man(again I assume Its maybe the older womens son? and the mans brother In law?) just came up behind us and busted this guy right in the jaw Ouch!!:scared1::scared1:. He later applogized to us for running into us,but was he pissed! there was diffently no magic dust present there!
 

My favorite story is when we were at Animial Kingdom and we saw a woman breast feeding a baby while be pushed in a rented double stroller. Talk about eating on the run.
 
my crazy story is a cast member story (so my apologies to all the kind and wonderful cast members here)

My aunt is blind and we have taken her to Disney several times over the years. She loves it and travels well along with her various guide dogs/seeing eye dogs. One fall we were there during a pretty bad heat wave in October. The pavement is TORTURE on the dogs feet and we did everything we could to keep her in the shade.

(I should mention this is right around the time they invented fastpass and stopped allowing people to go directly to the exit to load those guests with handicaps.) We were not aware of this and to be honest I think that guests with handicaps should not have to wait in the regular line if they have letters from doctors, etc.

Well we go to the park and off we went on Jungle Cruise, Pirates and Tiki Room with no issues and no waits. We didn't have to go thru the exits because we were either ushered on immediately or brought directly to the handicap entrance due to the dog.

We walked off to Splash Mountain and went to the exit so we could "dog swap" and go on the ride. Obviously her dog could not go on this particular ride, although he could on many of them. The young lady at the exit said "oh you will have to get a fastpass and go through the regular line." I explained to her that due to the heat it was virtually animal abuse to stand in the sun (it was a very busy weekend day and the line was out of the building) and that we always went to the exit in the past. She said "too bad ma'am, those are the rules." I told her again politely (I was in shock at her rudeness) that some "rules" are made to bend a little especially when the health of a guide animal is at risk. She said "How do I even know she is REALLY blind? Can she prove it?"

At this point she opened the gate for a woman in a wheelchair....so obviously she WAS allowing people to bypass the regular or fastpass line. I asked her "why did you allow her in but not us?" She said "She is in a WHEELCHAIR" and rolled her eyes at me. I said "Wait a second, you want my Aunt to PROVE she is blind...well march yourself over there and tell that woman to get up and WALK!" I then asked for a ride manager IMMEDIATELY. Meanwhile the girl/castmember went on and on about how we could have just decided to put a harness on our "pet" and bring him to Disney. I have NEVER seen someone so uneducated, rude, petty or nasty and ESPECIALLY in Disney!

When the ride manager came she was very apologetic and said "We have had some issues with this castmember recently." I told the ride manager that I wanted an apology AND I wanted her to be removed from working directly with the public. The ride manager point blank said "This young lady will no longer be working with Disney, we will not accept this kind of behavior from our castmembers."

We didn't let it ruin our trip but it was very disheartening. We have never run into that issue since. We use fast passes or regular entrance on all rides that require them expect in the rare instances where the pavement is too hot for the dog. We have been graciously welcomed onto rides or "dog swap" and in several instances they have actually had a ride manager come and wait with her guide dog so we could all go on together! NOW that is Magic!!



That is absolutely horrible to hear. I don't know if your aunt would qualify but it is definitely worth a try. If you go to guest relations at any park you can show them proof of the disability and tell them how long you will be staying there. They will issue you a disability card. Now there are 2 kinds 1 which only allows you to enter through the exit or fastpass if it is not handicap accessible and one that lets you bypass all the regular lines because they simply cannot be in line I have seen this one issued to people who may have a form of autism where they cannot handle being confined around the crowds but maybe because of the situation and the service dog they would grant it to you. Hope this helps.
 
This past Aug my family and I (and when I say family I mean it, 12 of us) were at the world for a week. My cousin and I booked a make over for my daughter and niece at the BBB at MK.

We get there early to check in, my wife, daughter, cousin, her boyfriend, and my
niece are walking in front of me while I record everything around me with my camcorder about a minute into my recording, a CM runs up to me, stops me from recording and asked me if I had an appointment. I didn't think anything of it, I answered
yes and pointed at my daughter and niece and let her know that I was there with them. A few minutes later another guy (he was by himself) walked in with a camcorder trying to get video of the boutique, he was quickly stopped and asked if he had an appointment or was with someone already getting a makeover, he answered "NO" and was asked to leave. So
this got me wondering.....

My daughter and niece get called in and their make overs begin, I of course am recording every single step of this! I decide to head over to where my niece was to get some footage of her and was quickly stopped by the CM giving her the makeover and
asked me if I knew the little girl, "Of course I do" I told her "She's my niece!", the CM asked my cousin if that was true which she confirmed. So now Im curious and ask the CM why I keep getting stopped from filmming in here.

The CM begins to tell us a chilling story....She said a few months back there was a little girl that had gotten separated from her parents not to long after her make over. She said the little girl was about 5, with long blonde hair. The parents notified security and the search was on. Well about 30 min after the little girl was reported lost, a CM saw a couple having trouble with their daughter. The man was trying to calm the little girl down cause she wouldn't stop crying and yelling. The CM walked up to the couple and asked the man if the little girl was OK, and if they needed assistance. The man assured the CM that the girl was just fussy cause it was hot so they were gonna head back to the room and rest, the CM thinking nothing of it just told them to have a nice day. As the cast member was turning away she noticed a few strands of blonde hair on the little girl. Turns out that was the little girl they were looking for, in a matter of 30 min the couple had cut the little girls hair and died in black and were almost out if it weren't for that CM.

So since that day Disney had setup stricter security rules.....

Needless to say I will be watching over my girls very closely!
 
The CM begins to tell us a chilling story....She said a few months back there was a little girl that had gotten separated from her parents not to long after her make over. She said the little girl was about 5, with long blonde hair. ........................ in a matter of 30 min the couple had cut the little girls hair and died in black and were almost out if it weren't for that CM.

So since that day Disney had setup stricter security rules.....

Needless to say I will be watching over my girls very closely!

This is actually an urban legend (the attempted kidnapping) according to Snopes, so if the CM was reacting, it was to this legend.
 
This is actually an urban legend (the attempted kidnapping) according to Snopes, so if the CM was reacting, it was to this legend.

I hope it was, either way they were really strict on who was allowed to enter the boutique and making sure you werent taking pictures of other peoples kids and what/who your filming.
 
Location: Standing on the bridge facing Splash Mountain with my wife, watching the expressions on people's faces as they went down the flume and got wet.

One woman apparently decided she was going to go down that flume in a blaze of glory...she lifted her top and exposed her breasts on the way down. I looked at my wife and she had the same astonished look on her face that I did.

Then we busted out laughing. No word on what happened to the flasher.
 
Location: Standing the bridge facing Splash Mountain with my wife, watching the expressions on people's faces as they went down the flume and got wet.

One woman apparently decided she was going to go down that flume in a blaze of glory...she lifted her top and exposed her breasts on the way down. I looked at my wife and she had the same astonished look on her face that I did.

Then we busted out laughing. No word on what happened to the flasher.

:lmao::rotfl2:
 
We were in AK on our way to EE, when a couple iin front of us starts getting really loud. It was two women (I think it was a mom and a daughter) and they were up in each other's face ready to fight! My son asked if they were actors! They literally had to be dragged away from each other by some guys in their group. It didn't quiet their fussing or cursing but at least they weren't punching each other.

Some people.....:confused3
 
Location: Standing on the bridge facing Splash Mountain with my wife, watching the expressions on people's faces as they went down the flume and got wet.

One woman apparently decided she was going to go down that flume in a blaze of glory...she lifted her top and exposed her breasts on the way down. I looked at my wife and she had the same astonished look on her face that I did.

Then we busted out laughing. No word on what happened to the flasher.


I don't think the flashers are too uncommon. There used to be a website which has since been taken down I think called FlashMountain. It is exactly what you think it is. All the pictures of flashers were (I'd assume illegally) scanned and posted on this website for anyone to see. I remember hearing about it on the radio when I was 13 or so.
 
I don't know why this has hppened to me twice butt here goes. About three years ago I was at Ellen's Energy and if you remember the seating in the holding area it is a semi-circle with benches on the sides. It was a slow time of year and everyone could seat on the benches. One young lady takes herself to the middle of the floor and sits down. however, her jeans slid down as she sat so we all had a view of a complete and I mean complete full moon. She sat this way for a long time then got up hiked up her jeans, talked to some friends came back sat down and the moon was out again. I would think that carpet would be scratchy.

Last year at Cirque I was in the upper areas that are quite steep. The young lady in front of me got up and her jeans slid down. I waited for her to hike them up but I guess she couldn't feel the draft. I finally had to tell her as with that steepness the moon was right in my face.
 
I don't know why this has hppened to me twice butt here goes. About three years ago I was at Ellen's Energy and if you remember the seating in the holding area it is a semi-circle with benches on the sides. It was a slow time of year and everyone could seat on the benches. One young lady takes herself to the middle of the floor and sits down. however, her jeans slid down as she sat so we all had a view of a complete and I mean complete full moon. She sat this way for a long time then got up hiked up her jeans, talked to some friends came back sat down and the moon was out again. I would think that carpet would be scratchy.

Last year at Cirque I was in the upper areas that are quite steep. The young lady in front of me got up and her jeans slid down. I waited for her to hike them up but I guess she couldn't feel the draft. I finally had to tell her as with that steepness the moon was right in my face.

Intentional or subconscious typo? :lmao: :flower3:
 
Actually it was a typo to begin with, then I just left it in since it fit so well Ha ha!!!
 
Every year, we rent a large passenger van to get our large family to Disney...
At DHS, we are assigned a van spot right near the park entrance. Last year, we were assigned spot 7 or something like that, so we literally stepped out of the van right onto the walkway that leads to the entrance - a 2 minute walk. Having been asked a few times what group we were or "where does this bus go", we decided to try a social experiment...
After Fantasmic that night, as 1000's of people were pouring out of the park and all the resort bus stops were backed up, I got in the drivers seat, and cranked the van. The rest of my family lined up outside the bus - within 2 minutes there were people lined up behind them. What the heck were they thinking? "I don't know where this bus goes, but it can't be worse than the wait for a resort bus..."

My brother in law even turned to one guy and asked where the bus was headed. The guy said, I think it's a direct TTC bus. I opened the door and we had a good laugh telling the 10-15 people lined up behind them that it was our family bus and was headed to the Polynesian...but with no extra riders.

Our bus on the far right.
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Every year, we rent a large passenger van to get our large family to Disney...
At DHS, we are assigned a van spot right near the park entrance. Last year, we were assigned spot 7 or something like that, so we literally stepped out of the van right onto the walkway that leads to the entrance - a 2 minute walk. Having been asked a few times what group we were or "where does this bus go", we decided to try a social experiment...
After Fantasmic that night, as 1000's of people were pouring out of the park and all the resort bus stops were backed up, I got in the drivers seat, and cranked the van. The rest of my family lined up outside the bus - within 2 minutes there were people lined up behind them. What the heck were they thinking? "I don't know where this bus goes, but it can't be worse than the wait for a resort bus..."

My brother in law even turned to one guy and asked where the bus was headed. The guy said, I think it's a direct TTC bus. I opened the door and we had a good laugh telling the 10-15 people lined up behind them that it was our family bus and was headed to the Polynesian...but with no extra riders.

Our bus on the far right.

Wow that is great:worship: I think you could have gone a step further and let your family on and then said "Sorry We're Full" and left the poor saps waiting for the "next bus".:laughing:
 







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