Crazy stories at disney world

[theresak]

Ooh, the attitude and "entitlement" is running rampant through this thread. Thankfully, I can weed people like this out of my real life and move on.


Anyhoooo:
I may have posted this before on here, because I tell this story often and will continue to tell this story - foreeevvveeerrr!!! lol

During our trip when my middle son was 3, he went to play on Donald's boat. I didn't realize it was a water play area, and I had not packed extra clothes for him as he never used it generally *I never fail to have an extra set now*
He went with Daddy, and by the time I got to the area he was soaking wet and running around in just his UNDERWEAR!!!!! Mortified!!!
So, when I got there Hubby and Mother in Law ran off to buy dry clothes. We got in line to meet Goofy and Max because my 8 year old was dying to get his autograph. I turn to talk to my sister in law, and turn back about two minutes later. Lo and behold, Son is standing there BUCK NAKED!! I said "What are you doing??" He looked at me, spread his arms and said "I'm giving everybody a shooow!!" (we used to say that when he would strip in the house "what are you doing, trying to give everyone a show??")
Oh, my word. Everyone was cracking up but I almost burst into flames from blushing.

BTW, when Hubby got back with clothes, he told me that the CM gave him both the tshirt and shorts for FREE. Wow, how unexpectedly kind!

 

[seobaina]

i said "what are you doing??" he looked at me, spread his arms and said "i'm giving everybody a shooow!!"

rotflmao!!!!!

 

[v_gan]

I turn to talk to my sister in law, and turn back about two minutes later. Lo and behold, Son is standing there BUCK NAKED!!

OMG! Hahahahahaha. That is hilarious!

 

[Smile4Me]

Haven't made my way all the way through the thread yet, but am working on it, thanks everyone for the great stories! Here is mine from our last trip:
We were working our way through the Toy Story Mania line and get to the point where they ask how many in our party...and as we were the night people up, the CM asked us to wait a second, closed the gate furthest to the left, that was closest to the line and the CM....another CM comes and says "Is that what I think it is as she stares down at human feces....and the first CM just looks at the other CM and then us and says 'Yep'! SOMEONE DEFECATED RIGHT BEFORE GOING ON TSM! Me and my boyfriend and his nephew could barely stop laughing..we couldn't figure out how it happened,,,as we didn't see it first hand. So we asked the CM, she didn't know either! As we got on, the biohazard cleanup was on its way, and my boyfriend asked the CM if she had to clean it up, and she said "Gee I hope not, its bad enough I have to stand by it!"

We still can't figure out how that happened there! We picture a family with small children before getting in line, parents asking if anyone needed to go, kids say no,...then in line waiting and waiting,,,and half way through the line a kid needing to go to the bathroom and the parents refusing to get out of line!!
I am now way more understanding when I do see families cutting in and out of line to run kids to the potties!

 

[we3are1]

Your story about the little boy on the Great Movie Ride reminded me of my son on our last trip on The Jungle Cruise. 1st you have to know that our son is autistic and takes most things very literally. He is also pretty big for his age of 9, could pass for 11 or 12. Anywhooo we were riding the jungle cruise and he was listening for intently, even saying no to driving the boat because he didn't want to wreck it. The CM says something about ducking because of the hunters and stay down. So my very big 9 year old hits the floor and really doesn't understand why everyone is sitting and giggling. LOL Here is a picture I managed to snap as he was getting up between my giggling.

 

[angwill]

Haven't made my way all the way through the thread yet, but am working on it, thanks everyone for the great stories! Here is mine from our last trip:
We were working our way through the Toy Story Mania line and get to the point where they ask how many in our party...and as we were the night people up, the CM asked us to wait a second, closed the gate furthest to the left, that was closest to the line and the CM....another CM comes and says "Is that what I think it is as she stares down at human feces....and the first CM just looks at the other CM and then us and says 'Yep'! SOMEONE DEFECATED RIGHT BEFORE GOING ON TSM! Me and my boyfriend and his nephew could barely stop laughing..we couldn't figure out how it happened,,,as we didn't see it first hand. So we asked the CM, she didn't know either! As we got on, the biohazard cleanup was on its way, and my boyfriend asked the CM if she had to clean it up, and she said "Gee I hope not, its bad enough I have to stand by it!"

We still can't figure out how that happened there! We picture a family with small children before getting in line, parents asking if anyone needed to go, kids say no,...then in line waiting and waiting,,,and half way through the line a kid needing to go to the bathroom and the parents refusing to get out of line!!
I am now way more understanding when I do see families cutting in and out of line to run kids to the potties!

This is too funny and gross all at the same time. I can just picture a kid wearing shorts with a big leg hole pooping and holding his undies to the side so it dropped on the floor or it could have been swim trunks. I sure hope it wasn't an adult. How else could it happen and nobody sees it.

 

[webstah]

This is too funny and gross all at the same time. I can just picture a kid wearing shorts with a big leg hole pooping and holding his undies to the side so it dropped on the floor or it could have been swim trunks. I sure hope it wasn't an adult. How else could it happen and nobody sees it.

That was my thought as well, Some kid didn't want to get out of line, so they just shook it loose near the rail.
I saw something like this at Typhoon Lagoon, right next to the path.

 

[disneyfantotheend]

He looked at me, spread his arms and said "I'm giving everybody a shooow!!"

This is hysterical! I am sure maybe not as funny for you at the time it happened, as it is now. I would have been beyond embarrassed.

Now the deficating in a ride line is just plain gross, not too funny. IMO But definitely a crazy story.

Thank you to everyone for continuing to tell their funny stories instead of letting the few bickering ruin a very fun to read thread.

 

[Virtucomp]

Lo and behold, Son is standing there BUCK NAKED!! I said "What are you doing??" He looked at me, spread his arms and said "I'm giving everybody a shooow!!"

Wow I think I'll go use that on DW tonight. "I'm giving you a shooow!!"

I'm sure I'll get 'the look'.


Great story though!

 

[eeyorethegreat]

Your story about the little boy on the Great Movie Ride reminded me of my son on our last trip on The Jungle Cruise. 1st you have to know that our son is autistic and takes most things very literally. He is also pretty big for his age of 9, could pass for 11 or 12. Anywhooo we were riding the jungle cruise and he was listening for intently, even saying no to driving the boat because he didn't want to wreck it. The CM says something about ducking because of the hunters and stay down. So my very big 9 year old hits the floor and really doesn't understand why everyone is sitting and giggling. LOL Here is a picture I managed to snap as he was getting up between my giggling.

I am glad to know I am not the only parent with kids on the spectrum that do this! I have 4 kids 3 on the spectrum and every time we do Jungle cruise they fold themselves upside down when it comes time to duck.!

 

[Kimberly815]

He looked at me, spread his arms and said "I'm giving everybody a shooow!!"

Too funny!!

(we used to say that when he would strip in the house "what are you doing, trying to give everyone a show??")

Mental note: I must remember to be very careful how I word things with my son (he is only 4 months now, but I am sure it will come up!)

 

[luvthemouse71]

I have two somewhat icky crazy stories, both of which occurred in 2007.

We were at DHS I believe waiting for my niece to have a pencil portrait done. We saw this lady in her 30's with very short shorts on. It was June and we didn't think much about it until she turned around. Fully half of her butt cheeks were hanging out of her shorts. The kids just died laughing, and of course we had to make sure that everyone got to see the side show. Did she seriously not realize how that looked?

Same trip, we waited for an hour and a half to get on Splash Mountain. We wrongly got FP's for BTMRR instead, and it was really hot. We were so happy to get on the ride. About halfway through, the ride backed up in the tunnel area, and my SIL starts smelling something. The longer we sat there, the clearer it became that the previous occupant of that seat had wet their pants. GROSS! She and my niece had no choice but to wait through the rest of the ride. As soon as she got off, she advised the CM who promptly stopped the ride and cleaned the seat. But their bags and clothes had that odor, and it really put a damper on things.

This post jogged my memory about last September..we decided to ride IASW. We go to get on the boat and a man who was getting off said to be careful, someone had vomited in the last row, which was the one we were going to be sittng in..I told the CM and she let us on a different boat, but other people had gotten on the SS Puke already. I have very strong stomach..I see blood and guts daily. But I think the smell of vomit on a longish ride like that would have killed me. Thanks to that guy, whoever he was.
And why on earth wouldn't you tell someone if you or your kid upchucked in a ride vehicle..

 

[jimmiej]

So this one time I ran into a group of blind brazillians wearing fanny packs. They were all pooh sized men and the were kissing each other. They all had dogs, ecv's and wheelchairs and wanted to cut the line. Oh and I think they may have also been rednecks.

 

[Scoot95]

Here are three crazy stories I have witnessed that come to mind. I copied these from what I posted on a similar thread on another board.

One situation that comes to mind for me happened in March 2007. My wife and I were returning to the Contemporary resort via the monorail after a full day at Epcot. While waiting in line for a monorail, there was a family of four a few spots in front of us (Mom, Dad, Boy - 9ish, Girl - 5ish). Well, the older boy was leaning on the metal chains. The Mom asked him to stop. He did for all of 10 seconds and then proceeded to lean on the chains again. Well, the Mom did not appreciate it much. She proceeded to take off her belt, yell at her son that she had enough, and began whipping the boy with the belt right there in front of everyone. You could tell who wore the pants in the family because the Dad was looking away trying to ignore the whole thing. While this was going on (throughout the 4-5 lashes lovingly bestowed on the Boy), the little girl was singing happily that her brother was getting the belt. Talk about making everyone on the platform feel uncomfortable, not to mention how awful we all felt for the Boy, who was hysterically crying. A man standing next to them told her to stop, and she then lashed out verbally at the man to mind his own business. And wouldn't you know it? They sat in the same car as us.

Story #2.....It was October 2004 and my wife and I were staying at the Pop Century resort on the bottom level in the 60's building right by the pool. Well those stinking Redsox were thumping the Cardinals at the time, and to my amazement, management let the outside pool bar show the game. That wasn't what I could not believe. The thing that ticked me off to this day is that 10-15 drunken guests were allowed to cavort outside screaming at the top of their lungs until the game ended at 12:30 in the morning. Granted, we had no kids with us at the time, but they were right in the courtyard where there are tons of rooms with kids in them. I called to complain, and they said that they received a number of other complaints, but couldn't do anything because the pool bar was open until Midnight (even though they left it open until the end of the game). They didn't even attempt to quiet down the guests. Maybe this situation was made worse because I am a die hard Yankees fan, but if the shoe was on the other foot and the Yankees were in the world series that year, I would respect the other guests and not yell and scream.

Story #3.....On my honeymoon aboard the Disney Magic back in 2002, I was startled to see my specific cruise featured as the lead story on CNN. Turns out our cruise was the infamous cruise that started the whole Norwalk virus scare. We got a letter under our door that morning telling us to make sure we wash our hands, but I did not expect to see it being reported on CNN. With us being only a year post 9/11, the first thought was terrorism. Luckily my wife and I were fine. When we got home, our parents gave us a tongue lashing about not calling them from the boat to say we were OK. I wasn't aware we had to call them to inform them that we were not puking our guts out. Turns out those who got the virus got ½ off a future cruise. Heck, I would puke my guts out for a few hours to get ½ off a cruise…LOL.

 

[disneyfantotheend]

She proceeded to take off her belt, yell at her son that she had enough, and began whipping the boy with the belt right there in front of everyone.

That is so sad. I am not even 100% against spanking a child, like many are, but this is outright abuse. If she did that in public, I can only imagine what she does at home.

 

[Dawgdad]

Well, the older boy was leaning on the metal chains. The Mom asked him to stop. He did for all of 10 seconds and then proceeded to lean on the chains again. Well, the Mom did not appreciate it much. She proceeded to take off her belt, yell at her son that she had enough, and began whipping the boy with the belt right there in front of everyone.

did he stop leaning on the chains?

just sayin'

 

[crashbb]

Oh, and another thing, it's NOT "head of the line" privileges. I don't know WHERE you got that information.

I've had to wait longer for Dinosaur, Rock and Roll coaster, TSM, and Everest than the stand by lines before. Believe it or not, on the days I need a wheelchair, we have to wait longer than you.

You should really educate yourself on this topic if you are going to continue to argue about it.

The poster who started this tangent was expecting "head of the line". And, in fact, stated that they thought that people with disabilities should never have to wait in line.

While I agree that the CM was rude, I did find it ridiculous to claim that standing in the normal line (rather than getting to skip the entire line by going in the exit) was "animal abuse", but walking around WDW all day (in the sun) was perfectly fine.

The fact that a person in a wheelchair was able to go through the exit and the PP's aunt was not, is due to the fact that different disabilities require different accommodations. It is not a violation of the ADA.

While I agree that in many cases a GAC/using a mobility device is not a "head of line" pass and may make for a longer wait, I can easily see where the poster you quoted got the idea - "head of the line" is exactly what the other poster expected.

 

[Virtucomp]

She proceeded to take off her belt, yell at her son that she had enough, and began whipping the boy with the belt right there in front of everyone.

I'm not going to make this thread become a child abuse debate so I will comment but also add another short story. If abusing the child was effective in teaching the child to behave then when she told him to stop he would have immediatly stopped. She would have only had to threaten taking the belt off and he would have listened. Instead he ignored her until the beating began. As the poster commented this probably happens all the time at home. So the child becomes immune to the beatings and still mis-behaves.

Ok now back in the old days DW and I decided to plan our first trip to WDW. We started the budgeting part and reading up on it. (before internet). So we end up pooling with my sis to drive down with her family of 4. DW and I have none (so we thought).

The day before the drive down DW thinks she might be pregnant so she gets the tests done and guess what?. So we drive down in August and spend a week and drive back. Hot, Humid, and going through morning sickness. So we have fun and DW never lets on how crappy she feels the entire trip. Once we finally get back she let me know how bad it was (such a trooper).

So while we were down there we see the Roger Rabbit stuff in MGM. We decided to name the baby Jessica if it was a girl after Roger's wife. Yup it's a girl! Its a great story to tell people where she got her name.

 

[Dawgdad]

If abusing the child was effective in teaching the child to behave then when she told him to stop he would have immediatly stopped. She would have only had to threaten taking the belt off and he would have listened. Instead he ignored her until the beating began. As the poster commented this probably happens all the time at home. So the child becomes immune to the beatings and still mis-behaves.

agreed.
I think most of us agree that Teddy Roosevelt was a more effective leader than Stalin or Stalin. hehe

walk softly and CARRY a big stick - doesn't mean you have to use it all the time.

but as you say - not a child discipline thread - let the crazy stories continue.

 

[babyrich]

I'm not going to make this thread become a child abuse debate so I will comment but also add another short story. If abusing the child was effective in teaching the child to behave then when she told him to stop he would have immediatly stopped. She would have only had to threaten taking the belt off and he would have listened. Instead he ignored her until the beating began. As the poster commented this probably happens all the time at home. So the child becomes immune to the beatings and still mis-behaves.

Ok now back in the old days DW and I decided to plan our first trip to WDW. We started the budgeting part and reading up on it. (before internet). So we end up pooling with my sis to drive down with her family of 4. DW and I have none (so we thought).

The day before the drive down DW thinks she might be pregnant so she gets the tests done and guess what?. So we drive down in August and spend a week and drive back. Hot, Humid, and going through morning sickness. So we have fun and DW never lets on how crappy she feels the entire trip. Once we finally get back she let me know how bad it was (such a trooper).

So while we were down there we see the Roger Rabbit stuff in MGM. We decided to name the baby Jessica if it was a girl after Roger's wife. Yup it's a girl! Its a great story to tell people where she got her name.

ok, not a child abuse thread; but this story is funny.

My DH and I were at a bus stop in DD waiting to go back to CSR. There was a Dad and Mom with 2 young girls maybe 7 and 4. The older girl kept teasing the younger one, she was told at least twice to stop. Than she pushed her. Her dad walked over and put out his hand, she looked up at him and said, "are you going to spank me daddy"? and he said yes. So they walked behind a tree. Came out seconds later and the girl was rubbing her tushy, walked over to her sister and apologized.

I found it funny because she knew what was going to happen.