I remember on MTV the time Courtney Love busted in on the post MTV awards show with Madonna and one of MTV's VJ's (Kurt ??)
Anyway...this was the pre-plastic surgery days of Courtney Love, and Madonna just had this look on her face that said "get this white trash away from me!" The dialogue between the two of them was hysterical...with Madonna telling her it's time to get out of the hospital (meaning the music industry) and Courtney said "why should I, the money's great" and Madonna said something like "and there's lots of available drugs."
Meow!
Not too long after that, Courtney fell out of the chair!