Are you kidding me? You are much more reserved than I! At least you didn't stick one of your coupons up her.... ahem... sorry got carried away there!
I usually save about 60% or more on my grocery bill. I spend about an hour per week clipping/organizing/etc. I only go to the stores once a month and I take my whole box of coupons with me. I usually hit Giant Eagle,
Walmart, Target and BJS club. The best in BJs... if you buy a four pack of shampoo for example, you can use four coupons!
The only thing I will pay full price for is meat, milk, produce, bread, eggs and a few other things. The rest... if I don't have a coupon I don't buy it... simple as that. We plan our meals around what is on sale and what I can use a coupon on (plus, when theres a bj's store coupon or target coupon I can stack on top of the manufacturers coupon.. that rocks!). I am feeding a family of five on about $400 a month, and we eat steaks, have dessert every night and buy alot of fresh produce! It's easy if you put your mind to it.
I usually get funny looks in the store, but that's before I bust out the coupons. I usuallly have 3-4 carts worth of groceries. So once we ring everything up, it's typically between $700-$1000, depending on what sales are going on. After coupons, we're usually around $350-500. It usually takes just as long to ring in the coupons than to ring up the items themselves. So by this time, I have a pretty intense stink eye from the people behind me, but I always get an awesome cashier who will belt out "Holy crap! You just saved over $300!!!". And then I will shoot them a returning stink eye and say "Boy, it sure pays to have patience!".
Look at it this way... coupons are literally money in your pocket!! If you are using coupons and it takes you an hour a week to clip them, match the sales and then hand them in at the check out, and it saves you, say $60 at the end of the week. You just got paid $60 an hour. Now, you tell me how many people you know who make than in an hour. Don't worry, I'll wait...
I take pride in the fact that I save incredible amounts of money at the grocery store and feed my family very well! YOU should, too! It's money in the bank... and it's taking me to Disney!!!
"Top 10 Reasons NOT To Get Behind Me In Line at the Supermarket"
10) I have OCD: Obsessive Coupon Disorder
9) I'm the crazy coupon lady you've heard about. Really.
8) I save $59.22 on a $60 order. I'm trying to beat my record.
7) If patience isn't your virtue, change lines. Seriously.
6) I'm protected under the Right-to-Coupon Act.
5) "Price Check"
4) Five separate receipts should do it. Maybe six.
3) I may be slow, but my groceries are free.
2) I have coupons, and I know how to use them.
1) This hobby is paying for my next trip to Disney!