Belle: *sets out a new installment of The Disney Times*
~ The Disney Times ~
Ladies and gentlemen, tragedy has struck here at Disney's Hollywood Studios. Two of our friends, Phineas and Ferb, were killed this morning. Someone lit the Pixar Expansion on fire, and they couldn't get out in time. An interesting note was left, saying "Do not pass GO, do not". Accusations are flying around as the guests are freaking out. "Personally, I think that either Ariel or Hades killed them" says a frightened guest. Another replied with "A disney character with "GO" in it, hmmm... maybe Jafar and Iago?" Some think they know who it is, but don't want to say for fear that the murderer might come after them. When asked about what they thought the clue meant, they thought the "GO" part definitely had some significance. Another thought that it might be a business person since it was written on money. But the biggest question of all? Where will the murderer strike next? Some think it'll be a female, some think they're targeting kids, and some just don't know. I suggest guests travel in groups, and watch your back because one thing is certain: there's a murderer among us.