Country Song Titles?

[SuiteDisney]

1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

2. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?

3. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed

4. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, 'Cause I'm Kissing
You Good-bye

5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling

6. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger

7. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

8. I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl,
but The Car Don't Run; so I figure we Got An Even
Deal

9. I Keep Forgetten' I Forgot About You

10. I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well

11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

12. I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I'm
Afraid She'd Win

13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon
Tonight

14. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You
Here

15. Please Bypass this Heart?

16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By
Now

17. Mama Get a Hammer (There's a Fly On Papa's Head)

18. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love
Jesus

19. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do
Miss Him

 

[GeorgeG]

Thanks for a good laugh on this boring midnight shift

 

[Lovely2CU]

Very good.

''Songs that I learnt at my fathers knee - and other low joints!''

 

[tstobb]

Ya'll know when you play country music backwards you get your dog, your girlfriend AND your pickup truck back!

 

[Tink13]

I am CRACKINGGGGGGGGGGGGG UP..my DS just walked in room asking me what the heck was so funny,,I had him read some of the SONG TITLES,,he was just looking at me weird (as in,, how can that crack you up..he is after all 21 and god forbid he should think something I THINK is funny really is) WELLLLLLLLLLL Ya got him with number "17"......thanks for a great start to my day..I will be hummmmmmmmmmmm those tunes all day


Tink13---Linda