SuiteDisney
<font color=CC66CC>Short Post Man cracks me up!<br
- Joined
- Nov 25, 2001
- Messages
- 4,729
Over a gynecologist's office: "Dr. Jones, at your
cervix."
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband
fixed."
At a dry cleaners: "Drop your pants here."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE
Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one
weak."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We
hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5
minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick
your nose?"
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what
you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully.
We'll wait."
cervix."
On a Plumber's truck: "We repair what your husband
fixed."
At a dry cleaners: "Drop your pants here."
On the trucks of a local plumbing company in NE
Pennsylvania: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your
plumber."
Pizza shop slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one
weak."
Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary. We
hear you coming."
In a veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5
minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Door of a plastic surgeon's office: "Hello. Can we pick
your nose?"
On an electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we will assume
you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a maternity room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an optometrist's office: "If you don't see what
you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully.
We'll wait."
