Conversation with my 8 yr old

[raysnkaysmom]

who obviously watches a bit of tv...


Just her and I, eating wings... She is looking for a place to wipe her fingers.

"I gave you a napkin right there" I say

"They should make napkins illegal" she says

"Whys that?" I ask

"Cuz you have a mouth, and pants, just wipe your hands there" she answers

"Not on your pants" I say, "it will stain them" I continue

"Wash em" she replies

"Grease doesn't come out" I retaliate

"Use OxiClean" she concludes


The end...I just laughed

 

[mommasita]

My kids are OBSESSED with Cham wow

 

[minkydog]

Billie Mays lives!

 

[JR6ooo4]

better than being told to "buy new ones, for me!" Hehehehee

Mikeeee

 

[amberg@eastlink.ca]

hahahaha!!! thats one smart cookie you have there!

 

[disney1990]

who obviously watches a bit of tv...


Just her and I, eating wings... She is looking for a place to wipe her fingers.

"I gave you a napkin right there" I say

"They should make napkins illegal" she says

"Whys that?" I ask

"Cuz you have a mouth, and pants, just wipe your hands there" she answers

"Not on your pants" I say, "it will stain them" I continue

"Wash em" she replies

"Grease doesn't come out" I retaliate

"Use OxiClean" she concludes


The end...I just laughed

How about offering to get cloth napkins. They she can use her Oxiclean on them.