Continued..Is your BD between Feb. 19th and March 20th? If so, read this..

[C.Ann]

PISCES - February 19 - March 20
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Pisces is the sexiest of all Birth Signs. Nothing daunts a panting Pisces. Pisces men have been known to walk 27 miles just to whisper sweet nothings in a librarian's ear. Pisces men are sweet and gentle with the opposite sex and many excel at bilking old maids and widows out of money..

Women born under this sign are also romantically inclined and have trim, lithe, well-formed gums. A Pisces lady is open and sharing, especially if you buy her a beer or two..

All people of this sign are happy individuals, giggling even at traffic tickets, volcanoes, and four years of bad crops..

Society does not reap its fullest from the Pisces-born because so many slip into obscurity before they drop out of the third grade. While in school, however, they do shine at dusting erasers, passing notes, and flirting with married math teachers..

If you are a Pisces, you don't have a Lucky Number, which serves you right, and your Lucky Star was recently arrested for making one of "those" movies..

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PISCES HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY - November 26th

Prepare for disappointment..

 

[glo]

lol...Please post Capricorn...
I am dying to see how close it is to me....

 

[C.Ann]

Capricorn next for you, glo..

 

[Serena]

Hey, I'm Aquarius. I should be in here somewhere.

 

[EROS]

Originally posted by C.Ann

Pisces is the sexiest of all Birth Signs. Nothing daunts a panting Pisces. Pisces men have been known to walk 27 miles just to whisper sweet nothings in a librarian's ear.

What can I say?????

EROS' Birthday.........MARCH 18

 

[SuiteDisney]

Thanks!

 

[Serena]

Eros, it figures.

 

[J&D]

That is nothing like me, except for the sexy part.
What else can I say- I have the same sign as Eros!!!

 

[bsnyder]

And I also have the same sign as EROS!

I don't know if I should laugh or cry!

 

[phins_jazy]

Originally posted by C.Ann
PISCES - February 19 - March 20
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While in school, however, they do shine at dusting erasers, passing notes, and flirting with married math teachers....

Lovely...... DD is a Pisces.

 

[crazyme5kids]

Trim, lithe, well-formed gums??????!!!!!!!! My mouth has been described many ways, but never like that LOL!

 

[grinningghost]

If you would have seen some of my ugly old married math teachers, you would know how crazy this sounds!

But thanks for clarifying my sign. I was born on February 19th, which is sometimes classified as an Aquarius and sometimes a Pisces. I'm a somebody now.

 

[RIDISNEYLOVERS]

What about Aries???

 

[C.Ann]

I'll try to post Aries a little later on today or this evening - after I finish my chores..

Stay tuned!!!!

 

[Deb in IA]

Originally posted by EROS


EROS' Birthday.........MARCH 18

OK, I've got you on my e-card list now, EROS . . .

And I must admit, the description DOES seem to fit (well, all except the part about the "bilking old maids and widows out of their money") . . .