Contest: DIS caption contest

[ClearScreen]

 

[twokids0204]

It's dwarf, not midget! If I hear that one more time I'm gonna take this pickaxe and....

 

[pkondz]

Using an axe is not a recommended method for popping zits.

 

[trennr]

Sneezy: the other guys... they use their picks for gems... me... I'm always digging for "gold"!

 

[ClearScreen]

So that's what I've been sitting on!!

 

[SunDial]

That's right!!! For only 19.95 you too can have this custom Seven Dwarfs Booger and Ear Wax removal tool. Call within the next 5 minutes and we will double your order, Just pay separate shipping and handling.

 

[BirdsOfPreyDave]

Doc finds out that even after spending $1B to build a mine train ride, the most popular attraction at the Magic Kingdom is still two girls from Norway standing in a room to take pictures.

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Why are all these people standing around our diamond mine?

 

[declansdad]

Hey, why is my pick all covered in stripper dus.....I mean pixie dust?

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

Oops, Sorry! I farted!

 

[pkondz]

It's time to vote!

It's dwarf, not midget! If I hear that one more time I'm gonna take this pickaxe and....

Using an axe is not a recommended method for popping zits.

Sneezy: the other guys... they use their picks for gems... me... I'm always digging for "gold"!

So that's what I've been sitting on!!

That's right!!! For only 19.95 you too can have this custom Seven Dwarfs Booger and Ear Wax removal tool. Call within the next 5 minutes and we will double your order, Just pay separate shipping and handling.

Doc finds out that even after spending $1B to build a mine train ride, the most popular attraction at the Magic Kingdom is still two girls from Norway standing in a room to take pictures.

Why are all these people standing around our diamond mine?

Hey, why is my pick all covered in stripper dus.....I mean pixie dust?

Oops, Sorry! I farted!

 

[ClearScreen]

BirdsofPreyDave

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

BirdsOfPreyDave

 

[SunDial]

BirdsOfPreyDave

 

[BirdsOfPreyDave]

declansdad

 

[declansdad]

twokids0204

 

[orangecats2]

Pkondz

 

[trennr]

BirdsOfPreyDave

 

[Lorilais_mommie]

BirdsOfPreyDave

 

[pkondz]

The winner is BirdsOfPreyDave!

BirdsOfPreyDave has until Noon Eastern on Monday to post the next picture.