" And wouldn't you feel like this too if you'd been in this '!*%**!$$**' parade since 1971 waiting for YOUR diamond mine to be built!!
If that Lil' Wooden Boy doen't get off of my organ...I'm gonna use him for firewood.
Alright..who requested "it's a small world...???!!
"Hmph. Green boots with orange tights. I never should've gone on 'What miners ought not to wear'."'
As evidenced by the glimpse of Pinocchio in this picture, wages for WDW cast members are so low that Disney must now chain down personnel to keep them from running off.
You think you could play this thing better? Then shut your piehole, get your (*&^ up here and prove it!
Why did they put a keyboard in the latrine?
If you had sit here playing for a little marionette shaking his wooden butt the whole day, you'd be Grumpy too...
If one more person shouts out "Freebird!" I'm gonna flip!!
"Take organ lessons," mom said.
"You'll be the life of the party," she says.
Hmph! I'm stuck here while that Dopey Ditz dances with Snow White all night!
Really??? You've been watching me play this thing for 3 hours and all you put in the tip jar is $1???
The reason i am grumpy is no one will fix this beer keg thats next to me.
NO ALCOHOL IN THE MAGIC KINGDOM WAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Requests??? Do I look like a freakin' people person?
"You would be this way to if you had to sit behind a wood doll that ate beans last night. Every time he leans forward... Well see that cord attached to his back. It is like a pull my finger kinda thing."
I will not sing you a song and I'm not the Piano Man.
Its not a friggin hidden mickey if its right in front of me moron!!!!
You think you got mad skills eh Well bring it on beanstalk cause the last knothead that challenged me to a piano duel is currently holding down a permanent gig in the haunted mansion.
Who are you calling "dwarf"?? I'm taller than you are, kid!