Contest: DIS caption contest

[pkondz]

BirdsOfPreyDave

 

[declansdad]

cinderella's fella

 

[pkondz]

The winner is BigTikiDaddy!

BigTikiDaddy has until Noon Eastern on Monday to post the next picture.

 

[pkondz]

What with my tardiness to get the voting started and counted, I'll give BigTikiDaddy until tonight to get a picture up.

 

[twokids0204]

What with my tardiness to get the voting started and counted, I'll give BigTikiDaddy until tonight to get a picture up.

Or else he is tarred and feathered?

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

What with my tardiness to get the voting started and counted, I'll give BigTikiDaddy until tonight to get a picture up.

Good thing I finally logged on tonight, eh?

Or else he is tarred and feathered?

Or else I gotta ride Stitch's Escape


Here's a quick one...

 

[declansdad]

Villager says "Who farted? I think Gaston farted!"

Gaston (to himself) "I need a distraction"

Gaston yells "Kill the Beast, to the castle. Follow me!"

 

[BirdsOfPreyDave]

Pssst... Gaston! Did you just wake up? You forgot to take off your headgear!

 

[pkondz]

"Hey buddy! Where's the flood? Nice orange pants, man!", Gaston teased mercilessly... for the last time.

Never tease a man carrying an axe... never.

 

[Frantasmic]

Dang it! I've got to talk to my agent. Maybe I can get a guest spot on "Once Upon a Time." If I have to listen to those screaming Tower of Terror kids through another show, I'm just not going to make it!

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

"Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Who are you?
We are the Knights who say... "Ni"!
No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"!
The same.
Who are thee?
We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Nee-womm!
Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
The knights who say "Ni" demand... a sacrifice!
Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
No! Nooo! Aaaugh! No!
We shall say "Ni" again to you... if you do not appease us.
Well what is it you want?
We want...

A shrubbery!

A what?
Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!
No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never pass through this wood... alive.
O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
One that looks nice.
Of course!
And not too expensive.
Yes!
Now... go!

O Knights of Ni. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.
But there is one small problem...
What is that?
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
Ni! Shh! Shh!
We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Ni!
Therefore, we must give you a test.
What is this test, O Knights of...
Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"?
Firstly, you must find...

another shrubbery!

Oh not another shrubbery!
then... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!
kthen, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...
with... A herring! "

​

 

[trennr]

It's "No One SPITS like Gaston" s-P-i-t-s.

 

[DBL101]

Did I leave the iron on?

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Rare pic from Disney's very short lived live show "Clue! The Musical"

 

[ClearScreen]

What do you mean Liberace wants his cape back??

 

[pkondz]

It's time to vote!

Villager says "Who farted? I think Gaston farted!"

Gaston (to himself) "I need a distraction"

Gaston yells "Kill the Beast, to the castle. Follow me!"

Pssst... Gaston! Did you just wake up? You forgot to take off your headgear!

"Hey buddy! Where's the flood? Nice orange pants, man!", Gaston teased mercilessly... for the last time.

Never tease a man carrying an axe... never.

Dang it! I've got to talk to my agent. Maybe I can get a guest spot on "Once Upon a Time." If I have to listen to those screaming Tower of Terror kids through another show, I'm just not going to make it!

"Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
Who are you?
We are the Knights who say... "Ni"!
No! Not the Knights who say "Ni"!
The same.
Who are thee?
We are the keepers of the sacred words: Ni, Ping, and Nee-womm!
Nee-womm!
Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale!
The knights who say "Ni" demand... a sacrifice!
Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
No! Nooo! Aaaugh! No!
We shall say "Ni" again to you... if you do not appease us.
Well what is it you want?
We want...

A shrubbery!

A what?
Ni! Ni!! Ni! Ni!
No! No! Please, please, no more! We will find you a shrubbery.
You must return here with a shrubbery... or else you will never pass through this wood... alive.
O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
One that looks nice.
Of course!
And not too expensive.
Yes!
Now... go!

O Knights of Ni. We have brought you your shrubbery. May we go now?
Yes, it is a good shrubbery. I like the laurels particularly.
But there is one small problem...
What is that?
We are now no longer the Knights Who Say "Ni"!
Ni! Shh! Shh!
We are now the Knights who say "Ekky-ekky-ekky-ekky-z'Bang, zoom-Boing, z'nourrrwringmm".
Ni!
Therefore, we must give you a test.
What is this test, O Knights of...
Knights who 'til recently said "Ni"?
Firstly, you must find...

another shrubbery!

Oh not another shrubbery!
then... Then, when you have found the shrubbery,
you must place it here, beside this shrubbery, only slightly higher, so we get the two-level effect with a little path running down the middle.
A path! A path! A path! Shh, shhh. Ni! Ni!
kthen, when you have found the shrubbery, you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest...
with... A herring! "

​

It's "No One SPITS like Gaston" s-P-i-t-s.

Did I leave the iron on?

Rare pic from Disney's very short lived live show "Clue! The Musical"

What do you mean Liberace wants his cape back??

 

[BigTikiDaddy]

Frantasmic

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

declansdad!

He said farted!

 

[BirdsOfPreyDave]

trennr

 

[DBL101]

BirdsOfPreyDave
Pssst... Gaston! Did you just wake up? You forgot to take off your headgear!