Contest: DIS caption contest

[raysnkaysmom]

Thank you. Here is the new image:

"Hey, I'm gonna pretend I've fallen, and when I do...you grab the keys and we're bustin' outta here!"

 

[tutter99]

Thank you. Here is the new image:

Parrot to trainer:
"So Barb, we were on our break, so I says to Billy here, "Lets go see the chicks over at the Asia pavillion." So we're on our way over and we see these bats, Billy.....BILLY, do it with me it's funnier that way. So these bats, there hanging upside down like this, and their junk is just hangin out, I'm talking ping pong balls! Parents covering their kids eyes, Barb, it was epic!!"

 

[trennr]

OK Lets VOTE!!!

Hey Amigo...I hear the Ladies are quite taken with vampires these days. Maybe if we hang out like a couple of bats maybe we can get lucky.

Hey Polly, thanks for starting the pact to not listen to what our instructor tells us to do, this is fun.

The first ever Three Caballeros live performance, and I don't see Donald Duck anywhere. Hey lady, you find him?

Polly, these "Simon Says" games are for the bir..., hey WAIT A MINUTE!!

Hey Polly, you're right, that guy in the front row does look funny upside-down.

Hey Jose, Whacha doin?
Pretending to be a Blueberry.
But Blueberry's don't grow on trees.
These tourist don't know that!

How can she get us crackers now that you've eaten her head?

Parrot1: I….. Yi… Yi Yi [*hick-up*] I’ll have some more tequila……
Parrot2: Yeh haw!!!



(Y’all feel free to sing along )

And I say YOU'RE the one who can't tell which way is up!!

Jose? Yes Pierre, did you check out the legs and that chicky? Owooga!

I know you didn't want a cracker, but that was no reason to bite her head off.

"Let me show you a trick Jack Hanna taught me, Here pull my feather!"

That's it, Harry. I'm sick of this dump. We've got no food, we got no jobs... our trainers' HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

Frustrated Animal Kingdom Cast Members are starting to get fed up that Disney is trying to cut costs by utilizing Australian parrots. They work much cheaper, but it takes them 4 or 5 weeks to get acclimated to being on the top half of the globe.

"Hey, Charlie... remember the days when we got to hang outside the Rain Forest Cafe?? Those people were MUCH happier than these tourists at Animal Kingdom! They must have just come from Dinoland. Let's turn those frowns upside down!"

I told you if we hung around here long enough heads would roll !

"Hey, I'm gonna pretend I've fallen, and when I do...you grab the keys and we're bustin' outta here!"

Parrot to trainer:
"So Barb, we were on our break, so I says to Billy here, "Lets go see the chicks over at the Asia pavillion." So we're on our way over and we see these bats, Billy.....BILLY, do it with me it's funnier that way. So these bats, there hanging upside down like this, and their junk is just hangin out, I'm talking ping pong balls! Parents covering their kids eyes, Barb, it was epic!!"

 

[trennr]

GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes

 

[Cinderella's Fella]

FreezinRafiki

 

[FreezinRafiki]

Cinderella's Fella

 

[Emma's Dad]

FreezinRafiki

 

[Captain_Oblivious]

FreezinRafiki

 

[tutter99]

FreezinRafiki

 

[ClearScreen]

FreezinRafiki

 

[DBL101]

DisneyDadC
I told you if we hung around here long enough heads would roll !

 

[GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes]

Cinderella's Fella

 

[AirGoofy]

Vote for Frantasmic
Polly, these "Simon Says" games are for the bir..., hey WAIT A MINUTE!!

 

[Wherem I Now]

FreezinRafiki

 

[middlepat]

My vote is for Cinderella's Fella
"Let me show you a trick Jack Hanna taught me, Here pull my feather!"

I appreciate the classics.

 

[AJRitz]

Cinderella's Fella

Always in for a good fart joke.

 

[dapoteete]

Originally Posted by Frantasmic
Polly, these "Simon Says" games are for the bir..., hey WAIT A MINUTE!!

 

[trennr]

The winner by a beak was FreezinRafiki.

He pulled out to an early lead and just couldn't be caught.

He's out of town...but planned well...I'll post his new images ASAP.

FreezinRafiki -- 6
Cinderella's Fella -- 4
Frantasmic -- 2
GoofyIsAsGoofyDoes -- 1
DisneyDadC -- 1

 

[trennr]

 

[trennr]

Boy...I wish I'd been brave enough to do this with Jasmine.