'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This parrot is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e
rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the perch 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the
bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-PARROT!!
Frustrated Animal Kingdom Cast Members are starting to get fed up that Disney is trying to cut costs by utilizing Australian parrots. They work much cheaper, but it takes them 4 or 5 weeks to get acclimated to being on the top half of the globe.
"Hey, Charlie... remember the days when we got to hang outside the Rain Forest Cafe?? Those people were MUCH happier than these tourists at Animal Kingdom! They must have just come from Dinoland. Let's turn those frowns upside down!"
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