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[browneyes]

GOD LOVES YOU


FIRE ANT KILLER

I just saw this on a sign at the local hardware store. Now I know God loves everyone, why do you suppose the hardware store was just targeting fire ant killers? I have a good mind (or a strange one ) to call and ask them.

Hope everyone is having a great Monday afternoon.

 

[Annie&Hallie'sMom]

Does that mean that God only loves the Fire Ant Killer? I don't have any fire ants to kill! Does that mean God doesn't love me????

 

[Hnymoon@Dixie]

C'mon...its Monday & I can't think on Monday's!

I have no clue!

 

[browneyes]

Yeah, but what about spider killers, brown bag?

Well, Petunia, I guess that means I'm not included according to that hardware store.

 

[EROS]

If "GOD" loves alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll living things, how can he/she love a KILLER????? .

I smell some hypocrisy here.............soooooooooooooooo what else is new?????

 

[Hnymoon@Dixie]

It sounds like one of those things you should take a picture of & send in to Dave Letterman!

 

[browneyes]

Originally posted by EROS
If "GOD" loves alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll living things, how can he/she love a KILLER????? .

I smell some hypocrisy here.............soooooooooooooooo what else is new?????

Oh, EROS, you know you love murderin' Fire Ant Killers too.

Hnymoon@Dixie, that sounds like a great idea!

 

[browneyes]

Daisies, I mean, days like these I just dunno.

 

[Pam]

No, no, silly people!! You have it all wrong:

God Loves You - but - the store is going to Fire an Ant Killer employee!! Because obviously they weren't spreading the "love".
Pam

 

[browneyes]

Hey, my eyes are brown, not black. Well sometimes they have a funky green cast to them, but you don't wanna see that (that's a sure sign I'm sad or mad). See yah Magnolia-clean out your pm box before you go. Oh, btw, I think I hijacked my own thread. I just let you help.

Pam, that makes sense. I might go down there and check out the firin'. Do you think they use matches, candles or lamps to do that?

 

[gemmie214]

Maybe the sign was targeting one particular Fire Ant Killer that was not feeling as if he were loved by God and asked God for a sign of his love and the next thing you know there is a sign

 

[Pam]

Shannon,
I suspect butane lighters with faces plastered all over them!!
Pam

 

[browneyes]

Originally posted by gemmie214
Maybe the sign was targeting one particular Fire Ant Killer that was not feeling as if he were loved by God and asked God for a sign of his love and the next thing you know there is a sign

Oh, I like that explanation, Jana. I hope whomever he/she is feels loved now.

Pam, I think they sell those at Walmart instead of at my local hardware store.

 

[MFMcLeach]

You called? (Got the busy signal, didn't ya ) I've killed some fire ants (and monster spiders, too, before they carried me off ) in my day.

 

[browneyes]

Are you Brian or are you Heather in Brian's clothing? Are you the fire ant killer in question here?

 

[MFMcLeach]

??????

 

[browneyes]

Hello Shannon.

 

[MFMcLeach]

Shannon?

There was a guy in my auto body class in H.S. named Shannon.

 

[cotye]

LOL!!!