Conference Travel Arrangements

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Three women and three men are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the women each buy tickets and watch as the three men buy only a single ticket.

"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" asked one of the three women.

"Watch and you'll see," answers one of the men.

They all board the train. The women take their respective seats but all three men cram into a restroom and close the door behind them. Shortly after the train as departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says,

"Ticket, please." The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.

The women saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the women decide to copy the men on the return trip and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip. To their astonishment, the men don't buy a ticket at all.

"How are you going to travel without a ticket," asks one perplexed woman.

"Watch and you'll see," says one of the men.

When they board the train the three women cram into a restroom and the three men cram into another one nearby. The train departs. Shortly afterward, one of the men leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the women are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, "Ticket, please."
 














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