> Viruses you should be aware of --
>
> THE GEORGE BUSH Virus...
> (Causes your computer to think it won the election, even though the
> motherboard and fatherboard bought it.)
>
> THE AL GORE Virus...
> (Causes your computer to just keep counting.)
>
> THE CLINTON Virus...
> (Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.)
>
> THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus...
> (Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.)
>
> THE LEWINSKY virus...
> (Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about
> what it did.)
>
> THE RONALD REAGAN virus...
> (Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.)
>
> THE JESSE JACKSON virus...
> (Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while
> illegitimately reproducing files in the background.)
>
> THE MIKE TYSON virus...
> (Quits after two bytes.)
>
> THE OPRAH WINFREY virus...
> (Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to
> re-stabilize around 200mb.)
>
> THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus...
> (Deletes all old files.)
>
> THE PROZAC virus...
> (Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.)
>
> THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus...
> (Only attacks minor files.)
>
> THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus...
> (Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.)
>
> And last but not least....
> THE LORENA BOBBITT virus...
> (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5-inch floppy, then discards it through
>
> THE GEORGE BUSH Virus...
> (Causes your computer to think it won the election, even though the
> motherboard and fatherboard bought it.)
>
> THE AL GORE Virus...
> (Causes your computer to just keep counting.)
>
> THE CLINTON Virus...
> (Gives you a 7-Inch Hard Drive with NO memory.)
>
> THE BOB DOLE (AKA: VIAGRA) virus...
> (Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy.)
>
> THE LEWINSKY virus...
> (Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then emails everyone about
> what it did.)
>
> THE RONALD REAGAN virus...
> (Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.)
>
> THE JESSE JACKSON virus...
> (Warns you constantly about illegitimate file reproduction, while
> illegitimately reproducing files in the background.)
>
> THE MIKE TYSON virus...
> (Quits after two bytes.)
>
> THE OPRAH WINFREY virus...
> (Your 300 mb hard drive shrinks to 100 mb, then slowly expands to
> re-stabilize around 200mb.)
>
> THE JACK KEVORKIAN virus...
> (Deletes all old files.)
>
> THE PROZAC virus...
> (Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.)
>
> THE JOEY BUTTAFUOCO virus...
> (Only attacks minor files.)
>
> THE ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER virus...
> (Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back.)
>
> And last but not least....
> THE LORENA BOBBITT virus...
> (Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5-inch floppy, then discards it through
