Come on you clever things....similies please!

[florida-again]

I'm writing an article for my university newspaper.

I have written the sentence....

"the cold weather makes getting up for a 9am lecture about as appealing as....."


So I need a humourous end to that sentence....about as apealing as WHAT???

I can't come up with anything witty enough!

 

[agnes!]

...seeing Cher without her makeup.

...visiting Michael Jackson when you're a 9-year old boy

...eating congealed cold oatmeal

...going to The Comedy Club when Janet Reno or Madeline Albright are MC'ing

...seeing another Madonna movie

...having "Cliff Clayborne" from Cheers as your only friend

...living in Orlando and never going to Walt Disney World

...getting up at 8am for the same lecture

...sliding down a freezing playground slide with shorts on

...sliding down a *hot* playground slide with shorts on

...jumping into a swimming pool full of hungry sharks

...having an elephant step on your foot

...walking through rush hour traffic on the freeway

...going to a Black Friday Sale without your credit cards

...having no cell phone or IM

...losing your IPod

...running a marathon on the 4th of July in your winter parka

...seeing Britney & Kevin's TV show



There!
Do any of those help?

agnes!

 

[florida-again]

...seeing Cher without her makeup.

...visiting Michael Jackson when you're a 9-year old boy

...eating congealed cold oatmeal

...going to The Comedy Club when Janet Reno or Madeline Albright are MC'ing

...seeing another Madonna movie

...having "Cliff Clayborne" from Cheers as your only friend

...living in Orlando and never going to Walt Disney World

...getting up at 8am for the same lecture

...sliding down a freezing playground slide with shorts on

...sliding down a *hot* playground slide with shorts on

...jumping into a swimming pool full of hungry sharks

...having an elephant step on your foot

...walking through rush hour traffic on the freeway

...going to a Black Friday Sale without your credit cards

...having no cell phone or IM

...losing your IPod

...running a marathon on the 4th of July in your winter parka

...seeing Britney & Kevin's TV show



There!
Do any of those help?

agnes!

Yes!!!! And although there are some really funny ones, it's the Kevin and Britney or the I.Pod ones that would totally suit my university paper!!!!

Anyone else have any? If not it's a toss up between I.Pods and Britney!!! I'm thinking Britney.....

 

[Karel]

going to the dentist?

 

[MrsNick]

...as cold dog poo on toast.

 

[Southern4sure]

.....imagining yourself naked at 80 yrs old.

 

[BrerLizzie]

i like the brit and kevin one.