KingLlama
DIS Veteran
- Joined
- Dec 29, 2009
- Messages
- 2,065
-Wilderness Lodge is building a bunch of stuff I'll never afford
-Some lady broke up with her boyfriend, left her hometown, changed her name, bought a bunch of fake passports, and had her fingerprints scrubbed down, all to work at Disney(I may have some of those details wrong)
-Cinemark is bringing classic Disney films to the big screen, but only in fancy-pants big cities with their big fancy theaters, and not to SMALL TOWNS WHERE REAL AMERICANS LIVE
-Future World is gonna have a bunch of futuristic food kiosks during the Food and Wine Festival that will probably be terrible, per the lead singer of Cake.
-Everyone parked illegally.
-MouseGear? More like MouseRear.
-Orlando-area garbage trucks have cute little horns.
-Oprah's old chef is coming to Epcot to cook food that will be better than what you eat at home. So will that chef that wears the orange crocs when he cooks, which should be some kind of health code violation.
There you have it.
-Some lady broke up with her boyfriend, left her hometown, changed her name, bought a bunch of fake passports, and had her fingerprints scrubbed down, all to work at Disney(I may have some of those details wrong)
-Cinemark is bringing classic Disney films to the big screen, but only in fancy-pants big cities with their big fancy theaters, and not to SMALL TOWNS WHERE REAL AMERICANS LIVE
-Future World is gonna have a bunch of futuristic food kiosks during the Food and Wine Festival that will probably be terrible, per the lead singer of Cake.
-Everyone parked illegally.
-MouseGear? More like MouseRear.
-Orlando-area garbage trucks have cute little horns.
-Oprah's old chef is coming to Epcot to cook food that will be better than what you eat at home. So will that chef that wears the orange crocs when he cooks, which should be some kind of health code violation.
There you have it.