Clueless Adventurer thinks about Disney's Baby Swap.

[clueless adventurer]

I might be totally off base with my line of thinking, but I just couldn't see myself ever doing this. I don't have any babies of my own, but even if I did, I just can't see it. Even if your baby is a real bad one, how do you know that the one you're going to get will be any better? Think about it! Why would the other person be doing a baby swap if their baby wasn't a bad one too? You don't think that the people with the good babies are going to do the baby swap, do you?

This whole concept has me pretty befuddled.

What the heck was Walt thinking?

 

[EthelMertz]

Yes, best to stick with your own poopy baby.

 

[clueless adventurer]

My point exactly, Ethel!

Thank you for your kind attention!

Thank you!

 

[TEENEE]

and my dh thinks I'm strange when I read signs.

Sonny's BBQ had a sign that said:

All you can eat Ribs

Drive thru

so we asked - do we just drive up get a plate of ribs and get back in line for more or do we just sit at the window and eat until we're full. The waitress didn't believe that were asking her such questions and actually went outside to read the sign for herself.

 

[clueless adventurer]

You'd think they'd put a time limit on that all you can eat offer too.

I really don't know how many ribs I'm capable of eating in my lifetime.

 

[TEENEE]

good point, I hadn't thought about a time limit. I should go back.

 

[MosMom]

Best sign ever was for a tattoo place in Kentucky -

Tattoo Charlie's - Done While You Wait

 

[BrerLizzie]

what about the sign at a bait shop/ restaurant that said "eat here and get worms.." lol

 

[HauntedMansionGeek]

Baby swap! I would think they'd have to offer some sort of return/re-exchange policy on this one.
My little one was a real spitter-upper but what if I exchanged it for the Exorcist baby? I'd want my other kid back thankyouverymuch.

 

[clueless adventurer]

I had a nice little angel tattoo done near my ankle. It's transparent though. I don't know what I was thinking.

HauntedMansionGeek - a sure sign that things aren't all hockly dolky is when somebody offers a 2 for 1 deal. Just walk away.

Tenee, I'm glad I could help.

 

[clueless adventurer]

Brer Lizzie, I had a dog once that had worms. I wonder if she ever ate there?

That doesn't seem like much of an advertising jingle, but then again, neither does baby swaps, so I just might not be getting the whole.

 

[cheyita]

Alright, I really feel stupid right now. Can someone clue me in about the baby swap? I don't remember this sign.

 

[gina2000]

I'd like to swap a baby for a full grown, toilet trained, can-I-buy-you-a-cadillac child with oodles of moola ready to take me away.

Or am I asking too much?


And is the swap no-trade-backs like the Pokemon cards I now own 1 million of? DS didn't swap many....and I would love to GIVE them away.

Maybe can be done in the baby swap line.

 

[clueless adventurer]

I don't know if I've seen the sign either, cheyita, but I understand that you can swap babies at many of The Walt Disney World's attractions. It occurs to me that you might better watch out for someone trying to slip you one of the andriotonic thingies that they have all over the place. You could end up with a baby that sounds like Walter Cronkite and moves kinda funny in one place.

Gina2000, you've been here for a long time, haven't you? I can tell by the 2000 part of your name. What you want sounds more like something you'd get at Universal or maybe on of the several web sites that are around for that kind of thing. Good luck!

 

[cheyita]

Oh I get it!!! A little slow today. Too much DB has me not thinking straight.

 

[Stepharoonie!]

Oh my goodness