Chuck Norris jokes

[Axel]

Nope,
I probably spelt it like..well worse then that

Like..you dont even wanna hear how I tried spelling that really long word from marry poppins this morning

EVEN THOUGH THE SONG WAS PLAYING ON THE TV FROM THE PARADE XD

I'm the only one in my group of friends that can spell Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, so don't feel bad.

Anyway:

"Chuck Norris was actually supposed to die three years ago, but Death can't work up the balls to tell him so."

"Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his amazing martial arts abilities, then promptly roundhouse kicked him in the face and took back his soul. They now play poker every second tuesday of the month."

"Chuck Norris can divide by zero."

"Chuck Norris split the Titanic in half because he can't stand Leonardo DiCaprio."

 

[xo juicy splash]

Too bad Jeeves left & now it's just ask.com.

 

[CastawayJ]

Hey guys! Felt like being random today. So, tell your favorite Chuck Norris joke or jokes. Mine is:

"Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits."

lol

And just in case you aren't familiar, here's a website you can check out:

http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

sounds like Edword and Alice, etc

 

[cra_z_dude_17]

omg omg omg this is so hilarious a while back in the random thread i did about 100 chuck norris jokes here are my favs:
chuck norris has the best poker face in the world he won the 1983 world sereis of poker with a uno card a get out of jail free card and a 7 of clubs
chuck norris can make the sound of one hand clapping
i acnt think of anything else but i will

 

[reminisce]

who is chuck norris, anyways?

 

[disney100666]

who is chuck norris, anyways?

I have no idea.

 

[STOPxmickeytime]

My all time favorite, that I quote all the time:
"Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a baby elephant into puberty."

 

[K-Shong99]

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.